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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4904 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
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