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Minecraft SMP – Auburn Bot Edition

best team, ncaa, football, game day, cfb

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. Not to mention, our diamond ore veins are so massive, you’ll need a pickaxe the size of a skyscraper to mine them all.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have a secret underground society of builders who create pixel art that comes to life at night. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – they’re so intense, the winners are crowned the rulers of the server for a week.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly become the best college football team in the world. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

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Chloe Kitts & the #1 University of South Carolina Minecraft SMP Adventures

South, football rivalry, smp, sports, chloe

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wacky and unpredictable as they come. From building giant statues of llamas to creating elaborate pranks that will have you questioning reality, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have the legendary Chloe Kitts leading the charge, known for her daring escapades and fearless attitude. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves using nothing but a stack of cooked pork chops and a catchy tune on her jukebox.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the #1 University of South Carolina tales that are told around the campfire every night. From epic battles against hordes of creepers to daring rescues of stranded villagers, these stories will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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KosherCraft: Where ‘Radio’ and the team unite!

Practice, Sam Salz, unite, Goyim, hilarious story

Join our Minecraft server and become the Sam Salz of the virtual world! Just like this orthodox Jew who never played a sport in his life but decided to walk-on at Texas A&M, you can skip all that goyim stuff and become a legend in the SEC of Minecraft. Practice with old shoes as cones, use trash cans as the line of scrimmage, and believe with all your heart that you’re on the team, even if you’re on the other side of the fence. People will hype you up, coaches will notice you, and you’ll be the Rudy of Minecraft, or should we say, the Radiocraft! Who cares if college football is played on Shabbat, on our server, every day is game day! Join now and start your epic journey to virtual stardom!

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Horse or Human? 10 Sec Test Server

Server, think fast, hurry up, animal, prove it

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict policy that requires all players to prove they’re not a horse within 10 seconds of joining. Don’t worry, we’ve had some pretty interesting attempts at this, including players trying to neigh their way out of it or gallop around their computer screens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds, emeralds, and of course, llama spit. You never know when you might have to strike a deal with one of these sneaky creatures to get your hands on some rare items.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and armor made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese armor. It’s not the most durable, but it sure is delicious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Just remember, if you hear someone neighing in the distance, it’s probably just one of our players trying to prove they’re not a horse. Good luck!

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CraftyAnon’s LOL Server

Thriller, anonymous author, Fiction, CraftyAnons, puzzling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the madness of s/fur!

Join us on s/fur for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – on s/fur, you can ride on the backs of llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that sing show tunes, and battle it out in epic PvP matches where the winner gets a crown made of cheese.

So why wait? Join s/fur today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter our wacky world, there’s no turning back!

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Blocky Bonanza: Cum Roulette – Webcam Edition

adult chat, risky games, blocky, adult games, bonanza

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people play it safe and never take risks? Well, look no further because on our server, we roll for wins! That’s right, every decision you make will be determined by the roll of a dice. Want to build a house? Better hope you roll a 20 or it’s going to collapse on you!

But that’s not all, we also have a strict no chickening out policy. If you start a fight with a creeper and try to run away, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “ba-gawk”. Only the bravest and most fearless players survive on our server.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server by rolling the highest numbers and taking down all your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Roll the dice and see where it takes you!

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Crafty Airheads

Engineering, Transportation, Crafty, Airheads, Development

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have invented the æroplane! Yes, you heard that right, we have flying machines in Minecraft now. Want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle? Join our server and experience the thrill of flying in a blocky world.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there are diamond blocks the size of houses down there, just waiting to be mined.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether on our server? We have custom mobs that will make your heart race and your pickaxe tremble. But don’t worry, we also have custom weapons and armor to help you conquer the fiery depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft world where anything is possible, even inventing the æroplane.

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Tea and TNT: A Minecraft Server for Proper Builders and Exploders

British architecture, Tnt, proper, uk, British History

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the streets of England! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a tea-drinking creeper in a top hat appears and offers you a crumpet. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – we have knights in shining armor riding pigs into battle while shouting “God save the Queen!” Join us for a jolly good time and experience Minecraft like never before!

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FinanaCraft

splendid, laudable, long trail, Positive, Admirable

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Finana. Legend has it that Finana was once a humble potato farmer who accidentally stumbled upon a magical portal while tending to his crops. He was transported to a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and endless diamond ore. Now, he rules over this fantastical realm with an iron fist…but also a heart of gold (and diamonds).

Join our server and you too can embark on a quest to find the elusive Potato of Power, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a castle made entirely of TNT). Plus, every new player gets a free pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on anyone who dares challenge you.

So what are you waiting for? Join Finana’s realm today and prepare for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Blocky Booger Bash

liver health benefits, blocky, booger, liver regeneration, liver organ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a golden pickaxe, and ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Liver of Legends, a mythical organ that grants its wielder unlimited power and a never-ending supply of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can find the Liver, you’ll become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good!

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