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WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	696
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7064
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Animals Bred:	89	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Items Found:	3668
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	4436	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5166	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Votes:	2751
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	3285	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2000	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

airspace, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, nato, no-fly zone, Nofly, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, West, Western Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!

Treehouse Corpse Coop

Architecture, childhood dreams, coop, corpse, creative design., dream homes, eco-friendly, fantasy homes, House, Life, Nature, outdoor living, person, sustainable living, tree dwellings, tree equivalent, treehouse, TREEHOUSES, unconventional architecture, unconventional living, unique homes, whimsical homes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	147	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life!