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Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

American cinema, bitch ass, bluepilled cuck, bootstraps fallacy, Boys, Degenerate, degenerate symbol, doomer ideology, FAGGOT, Gritty, institutional barriers, Jews, madness, Minecraft, mopey, new symbols, Normie, old era, powerful babies, Rocky, structural barriers, White, white race

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Votes:	6898

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!

HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

BLOCK, Food, fuck eating, HangryCraft, hate baking, hate bother, hate chore, hate cooking, hate eating, hate food, hate having to bake, hate having to bother, hate having to breathe, hate having to cook, hate having to do this, hate having to eat, hate having to make food, hate hunger, hate nutritional value, Nightmarish, oxygen breathe, Pain, photosynthesize, virtual, wish I never had to eat

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7616
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

Fujimoto’s Lucky Block Party: A Mangaka’s Minecraft Adventure!

adaptation, Adventure, amazing, animation, anime adaptation, artist, BLOCK, Creative, Entertainment, Fujimoto-sensei, Fujimotos, global release, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Lucky, Manga, Mangaka, mangakas, Minecraft, Party, Popular, storytelling, success, TALENTED, Waves

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	294	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and LOL to your heart’s content! Join us and embark on a journey filled with EPIC quests, WACKY adventures, and CRAZY creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden DIMENSION filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. They were so amazed by what they saw that they couldn’t help but invite all their friends to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bird and shoot RAINBOWS from their fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the INSANITY for yourself. Who knows what WILD adventures await you in this UNIQUE world of wonder and ABSURDITY!

BrothCraft: Where soup is the secret to survival!

broth, BrothCraft, Comforting, confusion, Consumption, Culinary, culture, DELICIOUS, Eating, Etiquette, Food, Meal, Nourishing, question.., Savoring, Savory, secret, slurping, Soup, Survival, Tasty, tradition, Warm

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to drink the broth! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that the broth is actually a magical potion that gives you superpowers in the game!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you’ll find yourself battling zombie llamas and riding on diamond unicorns. Don’t forget to collect the enchanted potatoes for extra points and maybe even a chance to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and sip on that broth for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!

Al-Andalus, AlAndaLOLs, BottomLa Lumière Éteinte, browned.com, conquests, creeper, explosions, Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman, Iberians, La Créature de France, LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, Moorish, RightSp*niard

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	131
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where the Iberians have been browned.com and are now browned.coming us! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure with LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, RightSp*niard, and BottomLa Lumière Éteinte aka La Créature de France aka Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have been browned.comed by Iberians and are now on a quest for revenge? Only here, my friend. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with a Frenchman who goes by three different names?

So come on, join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of browned.coming. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Iberian browned.coming saga. See you in the game!

PixelLink LOLapalooza: Where Pixels Party Hard

Archive, Chiaki Katsumi, Corpo, covers, HARD, Idol, jidf, Kawaii, LOLapalooza, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nebi Nebu, Official Links, original songs, Party, PixelFriends, PixelLink, pixels, PixelStart+, pkg, Raki Kazuki, schedules, Specialite., V-Dere, v4m, V4Mirai, vdere, vnug, VT

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3035
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	8659
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with clumsy girls next door, silly girly girls, and chatty seiso gamers. But that’s not all – we have a delulu GFE and a low energy weirdo who loves Minecraft and competitive games!

Our server is so lit that even our original songs will blow your mind! Check out hits like RAKTOBER and I Need You. And don’t even get me started on our covers – from Go Just Go! to HAPPY HALLOWEEN, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Join our PixelFriends community and connect with fellow idols, kawaii enthusiasts, and V-Dere lovers. It’s a virtual paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic journey through Minecraft and beyond! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 🤪🎮

Space Invaders MC

aliens, Beings, BEWARE, Caution, Creatures, Dangerous, encounter, Extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial life, fear, Hostile, intergalactic, Invaders, Invasion, outer space, Sci Fi, science fiction, Space, threat, unknown, Warning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling aliens! But don’t worry, we’ve equipped you with special space armor and laser guns to defend yourself.

Join us and embark on epic quests to save the galaxy from the clutches of evil extraterrestrial beings. Build your own spaceship and explore new planets filled with treasure and danger.

But be warned, the aliens are not to be underestimated. They have mind-controlling powers and can turn your friends against you! Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the alien invasion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the alien menace and become the ultimate space hero!

WrongCraft: Because Breaking Blocks is the Only Way to Make Friends

#youtube, Argument, art, blocks, BREAKING, creativity, debate, Entertainment, Expression, Fight, Friends, Music, music video, opinion, Performance, perspective, purpose, question.., reason, Style, talent, Video, wrong, WrongCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	8568	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ores Mined:	4321

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and fight with style like never before!

Imagine riding a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks at your enemies. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have dancing creepers and zombie flash mobs that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep that drops diamonds instead of wool.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Check out our server trailer here and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Pigs & Pickaxes – Minecraft Madness

co-op, Community, Dicksword, Discord, discussion, Farming, Frozen Farm, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, madness, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, patch notes, Pickaxes, Pigs, pixelated, simulation, stardew valley, Tips, Tricks, update, video game

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to the Frozen Farm Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha! Our latest update 1.6.3 is out, with update 1.6.4 coming soon – get ready for some epic new features like rainbow sheep and diamond-encrusted carrots!

Join our official Dicksword (yes, you read that right) for all the latest server gossip and to chat with fellow players about your favorite blocky adventures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans happening in our community.

Previous players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions – could you be the next lucky explorer to stumble upon these legendary loot drops?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Frozen Farm Minecraft server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and pixelated pandemonium!

Favorite Person Minecraft Madness – Come join the fun!

acceptance, belonging, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Favorite, favorite person, friendship, fulfillment, Fun, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Join, Loneliness, longing, love, madness, Minecraft, person, relationships, self worth, Significance, Understanding, validation, Value, worthiness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can finally become someone’s favorite person!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle with your friends, or riding a llama into battle against evil mobs.

On our server, you’ll never be just another player – you’ll be a legendary hero who saves the world from a horde of angry chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become the ultimate favorite person in the Minecraft universe!