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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3
Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! -
Late Night Seattle Minecraft SMP Fun
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We have a player who once built a replica of the Space Needle in Seattle entirely out of diamond blocks, just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the mysterious player who goes by the name “Nightowl” and only plays at midnight, wreaking havoc on unsuspecting villagers. Join us if you dare, and see if you can uncover the secrets lurking in the shadows of our wacky world! -
Minecraft SMP: Successful Men General #2 – The Blocky Bosses
Are you a successful man looking to discuss the political ramifications of our current predicament? Do you WFH on 60 acres with a kid on the way and a “homemaker” wife? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join us for some epic political debates while building your virtual empire on our server. We’ve got secret underground lairs, diamond-studded castles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to explode things for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a special diamond sword that shoots lasers. How cool is that?
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of politics, explosions, and dancing with Herobrine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless Bob blows up your house, then you might regret it a little).
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WordNerdMC SMP
Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of golden apples. And guess what? All their wishes came true!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into mini-bosses. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into next?
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AnimalBedWars
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals aren’t allowed to sleep in your bed? Well, look no further because on our server, animals are not only allowed to sleep in your bed, they’re encouraged! Why? Because our server is run by a secret society of animal whisperers who believe that animals bring good luck when they sleep in your bed.Join our server and experience the joy of waking up to a cuddly pig or a snuggly sheep in your bed every morning. Not only will you have adorable companions to keep you warm at night, but you’ll also gain special in-game bonuses for every animal that sleeps in your bed.
So come on, join us and let the animals take over your bed in the most hilarious and heartwarming way possible!
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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also dragons and zombies.u can build ur own castle and protect it from evil creepers and skeletons. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs from ur hands like a wizard.
oh and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, u heard me right.
so come join us and be a part of dis crazy adventure where anything is possible. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.
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HezboOMG – PreemptiveCraft Strike!
come join our epic minecraft server where we launch preemptive strikes on creepers before they attack us! we are like the IDF of minecraft, always ready to defend our land from those sneaky mobs. join now and be a part of the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels! trust us, you won’t regret it! -
HouseHuntGoneWild
yo, tired of watching them lame house hunting shows where people be cryin over not gettin their dream house? well, come join our minecraft server where houses are EASY to acquire! we got houses poppin up like daisies, you won’t even know what to do with all them houses! plus, we got a secret underground house market run by sneaky villagers, you gotta trade your diamonds for the best houses in town. come join the madness and never worry about house hunting again! -
Welcome to Minecraft Sugar Land – Where we spill more sugar than diamonds! Join the chaos now!
MCSugars Minecraft Server
IP mcsugars.com Discord https://discord.gg/Z4u6nZvwU8 Overview:
MCSugars is an SMP server with a diamond economy (/deposit or /withdraw diamonds to your balance /balance).
Players can project their land with land claiming, create player warps for others to visit, and set up chest shops to sell high demand items and try to become the richest.
World border: 50,000 blocks
Map size: 10,000,000,000 blocks
Bedrock Edition:
Bedrock IP: bedrock.mcsugars.com
Bedrock port: 19132
FAQ:
Question Answer How do I deposit or withdraw diamonds? Use the commands /deposit or /withdraw followed by the amount of diamonds you want to transact. Can I create player warps? Yes, you can create player warps for others to visit. What is the world border size? The world border is set at 50,000 blocks. How can I set up a chest shop? You can set up a chest shop at your warp to sell high demand items. -
CraftyPixels Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! And if that’s not enough, how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to a game of Minecraft chess! And if you win, you get to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret)!