Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from competitive girlfriends or crying brothers. Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and awkward custody discussions.
Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise, where you can laugh at your brother’s misfortunes without any judgment. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build and laugh together, away from the chaos of real life!
Forget boring old emergencies like car accidents and house fires – on our server, you’ll be dealing with zombie invasions, creeper explosions, and even the occasional dragon attack! Think you have what it takes to keep your cool under pressure and save the day?
Join now and show the world that you’re the master of emergency response in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!
We’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political debates that may try to infiltrate our server. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and mythical creatures.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the political madness behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted political discussions. What more could you ask for?
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks on stacks of emeralds! Plus, our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds!
But beware, there are rumors of a hidden portal that leads to a land of dancing llamas and talking sheep! Are you brave enough to discover its secrets?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! And maybe the occasional exploding chicken… but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla survival |
|---|---|
| World Resetting | No |
| Land Claiming | No |
| Grief Protection | CoreProtect |
| Community Size | Small |
| Server Age | Over 1 year |
You need to join the Discord server and get added to the whitelist by clicking here.
We are planning on updating to 1.21 very soon, once all server plugins support the new version.
We do not have land claiming, but we use CoreProtect to roll back any griefing that occurs.
Yes, the world is completely unrestricted, allowing you to build anywhere.
We are focused on quality players over quantity to create a new community.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the craziest part – they stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. It was lit, to say the least.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the wealth you could amass with a few of those cluckers in your coop? It’s a Minecraft player’s dream come true.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pigs who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with rainbow sheep and talking trees. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are always up to no good – watch your back!
Looking for some action? How about battling a horde of evil llamas in a epic showdown for the ages? Or maybe you’d prefer to test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course where the floor is literally lava (no, seriously, it’s actually lava).
And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
Experience the thrill of dodging passive-aggressive comments while trying to focus on giving a killer haircut. Will you survive the onslaught of insinuations and accusations? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of confronting your boyfriend about his mom’s shady behavior and facing the wrath of a woman scorned. Will you uphold the girl code or unleash chaos upon the family dynamic?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable family dynamics, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!