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SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

SeatSnatcherCraft

alone, annoyance, attitude, Boundaries, bullying, Cheating, classmate, classroom behavior, Focus, Friend, high school, Integrity, peer pressure, personal space, Quiet, Respect, seat location, SeatSnatcherCraft, social dynamics, study, test

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Votes:	9163
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8562
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Farms Harvested:	643
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

SeatSnatcherCraft

Aisle, aita, boarding, centre, Claustrophobic, disabled, Flight, Flight Attendant, give up seat, medication, older couple, partner, plane, politely, Refused, ROWS, SEATS, SeatSnatcherCraft, sit together

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	1737

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your seating preferences just as much as your building skills! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s airplane saga.

Join our server now for a chance to experience the drama and hilarity of this airplane showdown firsthand. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds along the way!

No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

bathroom, bio-breaks, biobreaks, break time, continuous work, efficiency, Eliminate, eliminate need, eliminate need for bio-breaks, Minecraft, Need, need for bio-breaks, no breaks, no interruptions, productivity, restroom, smp, Time management, uninterrupted productivity, uninterrupted work, work flow, work rhythm

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Votes:	5632	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

LDRcraft SMP: Love Blocks & Lag

blocks, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Distance, emotional bond, Intimacy, Lag, LDRcraft, long distance relationships, love, loyalty, patience, perseverance, smp, Support, Technology, time difference, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates., visits

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6782
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Votes:	6537	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of being separated from your Minecraft bae by thousands of blocks? Join our SMP and build a virtual love nest together! With our magical server connection, you’ll never have to worry about lag ruining your romantic moments again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by the tears of creepers who couldn’t handle the love vibes. So come join us and keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship, one block at a time!

HighSchoolHavocMC

adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit display, explicit material, graphic, high school, HighSchoolHavocMC, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, indecent behavior, mature content, mature themes, NSFW, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., teenage antics

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll see things that will make your high school experience look like a snooze fest! From explosive creeper pranks to scandalous sheep love triangles, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare for a wild ride that will make your high school memories seem like child’s play. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or scarred for life, we promise)!

QuadMurderReTrial Minecraft Server

1966 quadruple murder, 88-year-old man, acquittal, court decision, criminal case, criminal justice, death sentence, Decades, elderly defendant, exoneration, high profile case, innocence proven, Japanese court, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, overturned verdict, QuadMurderReTrial, retrial, Server, wrongful conviction

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	2928	Votes:	2259
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this 88-year-old man who got acquitted after being sentenced to DEATH for a quadruple murder case from 1966!

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics!

Join us for the wackiest adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine! Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make you RICH beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will make this court case look like child’s play!

BlockySamurai46

acquitted, BlockySamurai46, court case, criminal justice, death row, exoneration, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Inmate, Iwao Hakamada, japanese, judicial error, judicial reform, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, longest-serving, man, overturned conviction, perseverance, wrongful conviction

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?

anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).

if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.

so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPotty Panic Server

BLADDER, Bladder cancer, cell damage, environmental pollution, health risks, human health, inflammation, kidney, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Panic, PixelPotty, plastic particles, plastic waste management, pollution control, research, Server, toxic chemicals, urinary tract, urine samples, water contamination, water safety concerns

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

Life Craft Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Craft, Curiosity, Existence, family, Friends, fulfillment, growth, IMPORTANCE, Jobs, learning, Life, Meaning, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, perspective, purpose, purposeful living, Reality, Seed, Server, Universe

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ponder the deep questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us as we explore the meaning of existence while mining for diamonds and creating pixelated masterpieces. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect in our world?

Forget about spreading your seed, on our server you can plant virtual crops and watch them grow without any real-life responsibilities. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with (literally, because you can’t physically touch them).

And as for the question of whether anything we do matters in the grand scale of the universe, well, on our server, your creations will be immortalized forever in the digital realm. Take that, existential crisis!

So why wake up and do it all every day? Because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, fun, and the occasional accidental TNT explosion. Join us now and discover the true meaning of life… in Minecraft!

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

$2.7 billion, achievement, billion, compensation, Dedication, Effort, Employee, GOOGLE, hard work, laziness, Minecraft, motivation, paid, Potential, productivity, Quitting, rehire, smp, success, success mindset, upward mobility, value creation, work ethic

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4608
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

SMPNoobMistakes – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, compassion, Empathy, Experience, growth, Hardship, introspection, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, perspective, resilience, Self Discovery, smp, SMPNoobMistakes, Struggle, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft, only to have a creeper blow it up right before you finish? Or maybe you’ve spent hours mining for diamonds, only to fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and make it part of the fun!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From secret underground bases to epic battles with giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or challenge your friends to a build-off using only pink wool and TNT? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCraftyMorningScent

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Do you know what’s better than the smell of freshly baked cookies in the morning? The smell of success on our Minecraft server! Join us and wake up to the sweet aroma of victory as you conquer new lands, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Trust us, your nostrils will thank you for it!