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Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

film, Cinema, SEATS, Minecraft, seating arrangement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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SeatSnatcherCraft

politely, SEATS, ROWS, boarding, plane

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your seating preferences just as much as your building skills! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s airplane saga.

Picture this: you and your partner, both early 30s, booking seats 1B & 1C on a 4-hour flight. Your partner gets claustrophobic and takes medication, but fear not, our server is spacious and medication-free!

As you board the plane last to avoid waiting, you encounter an older couple in seats 1A & 1B. They try to switch seats with you, claiming one of them is “disabled.” But wait, there’s more! The flight attendant gets involved, rolling her eyes and pressuring you to give up your seats. Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior, or will you cave under the pressure?

Join our server now for a chance to experience the drama and hilarity of this airplane showdown firsthand. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds along the way!

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AfricraftUNSecCouncil

AfricraftUNSecCouncil, long tail tags, Permanent, Africa, SEATS

lol imagine a minecraft server where africa has TWO permanent UN Security Council seats??? like what even is that??? join this server and be part of the most powerful continent in the world of minecraft!!! we got lions and giraffes running around, and the villagers trade diamonds for bananas!!! plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes!!! come join us and rule the minecraft world with your african powers!!!

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AfricraftCouncil

International cooperation, AfricraftCouncil, global security, US, African countries

yo yo yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got dem UN Security Council seats for Africa up in here, like whaaat? come join us and be part of dis epicness. we be supportin’ Africa like nobody’s business, makin’ sure dey got da representation dey deserve. plus, we got mad crazy builds and events happenin’ all da time. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild ride. ain’t no other server like dis, fo realz.

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Zoomer Girl’s Minecraft Server

melt, proper, Korea, Server, BAG

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find your own cutie zoomer girl fixing her makeup for hours in front of you! Who needs real-life interactions when you can have virtual ones with pixelated beauties? Plus, you never know, you might just find your virtual soulmate while mining for diamonds. So hop on the KTX train to our server and let the love (and creepiness) begin!

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PartyPurgeCraft

comfortable environment, Upset, Friends, thank you, supplies

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates your hard work? Come join our server, where we guarantee a wild party atmosphere 24/7! Our housewarming parties never end, with guests staying until the early hours of the morning. And don’t worry about providing food and drinks – we’ve got you covered! Plus, our guests are always grateful for your efforts and will thank you for everything you do. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server around!

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CraftyFrenchElection

CraftyFrenchElection, projected, socialist party, France, Macron

so like, this server is like the french elections but in minecraft, except instead of boring politicians we have epic gamers fighting for power! the left side is gonna win cuz they have the most diamonds and enchanted gear, macron’s coalition is like the noobs trying to catch up but failing, and the far right is just a bunch of creepers blowing stuff up. join now to be part of the chaos and see who will rule the land of blocks! also, we have free cake every friday cuz why not, right? come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

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WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

labour, conservative party, Conservatives, WalesCraft, Government

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

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SeatSaverShowdown

loud comments, Confrontation, stared down, SeatSaverShowdown, whispering

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner badass? Look no further! Join our server for epic revenge stories like never before.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a group of noisy players start disrupting your peace. But fear not, for on our server, you can channel your inner death stare and intimidate them into silence. Just like how our player stared down a group of loud women at a music event until they couldn’t handle it anymore and left in a fit of rage.

Join now for a server where you can assert your dominance and show those who dare disturb your Minecraft tranquility who’s boss. And hey, if you need some self-validation for your actions, our community will have your back. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft revenge master!

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BlockBuddiesCraft

Venue, payment, wasted ticket, Comedy Show, SEATS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the saga of Sally and her ticket dilemma.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly Sally pops up asking for her $100 back. But wait, there’s more! Jane swoops in offering to be the designated driver for a comedy show, all while trying to snag that coveted ticket for free.

Will Sally get her money back? Will Jane score that ticket? Will you be the hero who saves the day by joining our server and bringing peace to this chaotic situation? Only one way to find out – join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

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