seated – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Heartbeat Haven

blocky, blood pressure, blood pressure readings, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular mortality, Haven, health outcomes, health risks, Heart Disease, heart health, Heartbeat, hypertension, lying down, Medical research, Medical Studies, mortality, predicting heart risks, risk factors, seated, supine blood pressure, supine position

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat ur blood pressure will be lower than a limbo stick at a midget party. yea, u heard me right, ur heart will be happier than a kid in a candy store.

we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyes pop outta ur head, like seriously, u won’t believe ur eyeballs. and the mobs, oh man, they are more savage than a pack of feral cats on catnip. u better bring ur A-game or u gonna get rekt.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yea, we got hidden chests full of diamonds and gold that will make u richer than a leprechaun on payday. but be careful, cuz there are traps that will make u scream louder than a banshee in heat.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell at ur therapist appointment.

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TV2ZombieCraft

Activity, additional, aging, Average, Boosts, findings, healthy aging, light activity, Odds, odds of healthy aging, Replacing, seated, sedentary behaviors, Sleep, television, time spent, TV time, TV2ZombieCraft, two hours, Watching, worsened

so, like, imagine this: instead of watching boring ol’ tv all day, you could be playing on this EPIC minecraft server that will make you age like fine wine, bro! like, seriously, if you spend too much time on the couch watching tv, your aging odds go down, but if you join this server, you’ll be aging like a boss, increasing your chances of healthy aging by, like, 1000% or something crazy like that! so, ditch the remote and grab your pickaxe, cuz this server is gonna make you feel younger than a baby chicken in no time!

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MineArknights – Minecraft Server

@irene, Aosta, April, arknights, aurora, Firewhistle, Flint, Hibiscus, Ifrit skin, Iris, Kjera, La Pluma, MineArknights, Minecraft, Mizuki, pallas, Pozemka, RAY, Saga, Saileach, Server, surtr, Wind Chimes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than an Ifrit skin web event? Well, look no further because our server is on fire! Literally, we have a Flamebringer skin event that will make you feel hotter than a lava pool.

Join us and meet our exclusive characters like Guard Surtr, Specialist Mizuki, and Sniper Pozemka. They’re ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called Operation Pyrolysis where you can get your hands on the rarest skins like Saga and Penance. Trust us, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even run into Fartooth and Shalem on your journey. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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CraftyBitchesIntervention

#workout, AMBUSHING, apartment, Bitches, circle, CraftyBitchesIntervention, diet plans, dramatic, Exercise, french fries, Friends, hanging out, healthy, ice cream, intervention, movies, overweight, Salads, TV, weight, yogurt

Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

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CreeperFamilyDrama

CreeperFamilyDrama, dark family secrets, disturbing family secret, family betrayal, family confessions, family cover-up, family deception, family drama, family dysfunction, family history, family lies, family mysteries, family revelations, family scandal, Family secrets, family skeletons, family truth, family whispers, hidden family secrets, long-held family secret, shocking family secret

Are you tired of boring old family secrets like Aunt Mildred’s secret meatloaf recipe? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of disturbing family secrets for you to uncover! Join us and discover the twisted tales of Uncle Bob’s pet llama army or Grandma Gertrude’s underground roller derby ring. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon in our wacky world! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

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Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

aerial propaganda, balloon, balloon launches, border conflict, cnn, cross-border tensions, current events, diplomatic relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, Minecraft, Moon Jae-in, news updates, North Korea, North Korean news, political tensions, propaganda tactics, Server, south korea, Trash, trash balloons, trash disposal

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea 😂 we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys 🐒 join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom 🗑️ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server 😜🎮 #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness

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CraftyHostageGamer

Conflict, CraftyHostageGamer, Crisis, Doctor, freedom of speech, gaza, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Journalism, journalist, KIDNAPPING, Media, Medical, MIDDLE EAST, News, Noa Argamani, Press, Report, Terrorism, violence

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and dive into a whole new world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that can breakdance better than your little cousin at a wedding.

we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.

join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!

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SoundUniverseCraft

Astrophysics, auditory, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic mysteries, cosmic sounds, entire, Existence, few, Mysterious, Phenomenon, pockets, rare, scientific discovery, Small, Sound, SoundUniverseCraft, Space, Universe, Vibrations, Waves

so, like, u know how sound, like, exists everywhere? well, not on this server, bro. sound only exists in a few small pockets of the entire universe, and this server is, like, one of them. u gotta join just to experience the weirdness of silent creepers and, like, muted explosions. it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft, man. plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so, like, come join us and be part of the soundless revolution.

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BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft

Animal Behavior, BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft, brain anatomy, Brain Surgery, clinical implications, cognitive abilities, Communication, gestural path, hand preference, language development, medical advancements, motor skills, neuroscience, newborn baboons, Patients, post-operative aphasia, prediction, researchers, Risks, scientific research, weaning

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!

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LanternCraft

anti cheat, anti-grief, Claim blocks, Community, Discord, Dutch, family friendly, Lanterncraft, minecraft server, Survival

Lanterncraft: A Friendly Minecraft Survival Server

Welcome to Lanterncraft, the Dutch Minecraft survival server for the whole family!

At Lanterncraft we ensure that you can always enjoy the latest Minecraft updates, as we are constantly updating to the latest version.

Our server is equipped with advanced anti-cheat and anti-grief plugins. This means that creepers do not cause block damage and you can safely claim your projects with claim blocks. Grievances and the use of hacks are strictly prohibited so that everyone can play in a fair and enjoyable environment.

We have a warm, friendly community and an active staff team that is always there for you. For extra support and fun you can also find us on Discord.

Join Lanterncraft and have an unforgettable Minecraft experience!

node5.herculhosting.nl:30140

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Cold Feet: The Minecraft Soap Opera – 1.19.2 – Earth Map – Roleplay – Economy

1.19.2, 150+ Mods, AGGRESSIVE, building mods, cold, discord server, Drugs, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Empire, feet, Guns, historical roleplay, Immersive Engineering, Map, Minecraft, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, nato, Opera, Roleplay, server ip address, soap, soviet union, tech mods, united states, Vehicles, Warsaw Pact

Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2)
Overview: Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2) allows you to lead your own historical country and do whatever you want with it. Your nation has claimed territory that is protected. Integrated Economy. Theme: The Cold War (1950s-1990s) – NATO and Warsaw Pact, the United States and Soviet Union Battle for Supremacy. Historical roleplay, tech mods, empire-building. Features: 150 mods including Mekanism, Create, Immersive Engineering, Building Mods, Vehicles, Drugs, Guns/Muskets. Links: View Modlist here. Check out the Map with Claims on Dynmap. Join Discord Server for more information here. Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz

Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2)

Overview: Cold War Modded Earth Server (1.19.2) allows you to lead your own historical country and do whatever you want with it. Your nation has claimed territory that is protected. Integrated Economy.

Theme: The Cold War (1950s-1990s) – NATO and Warsaw Pact, the United States and Soviet Union Battle for Supremacy. Historical roleplay, tech mods, empire-building.

Features: 150 mods including Mekanism, Create, Immersive Engineering, Building Mods, Vehicles, Drugs, Guns/Muskets.

Links: View Modlist here. Check out the Map with Claims on Dynmap. Join Discord Server for more information here.

Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the Cold War Modded Earth Server?

To join the server, you will need to use the Minecraft Server IP Address: coldwar.minecraft.bz. Make sure you have the necessary mods installed before connecting.

2. Can I choose my own country to lead on the server?

Yes, you can lead your own historical country on the server. You have the freedom to choose any country and shape its destiny as you see fit.

3. What kind of gameplay can I expect on the Cold War server?

The gameplay on the server revolves around the Cold War era, with players engaging in historical roleplay, exploring tech mods, and building empires. You can choose to be peaceful or aggressive in your approach.

4. Are there any specific rules or restrictions on the server?

While there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players, the server encourages creativity and diversity in gameplay styles.

5. How can I get more information about the server and modpack?

You can find more information about the server and modpack on the Discord server linked above. Feel free to join the Discord community for updates, discussions, and support.

SwedishCraft Minecraft Server

banned, Brit, culture, Etiquette, Europe, exclusion, Forbidden, Foreign, fr, Guidelines, Language, Minecraft, not allowed, off limits, Prohibited, restrictions, rules, Server, Sverigetråden, Sweden, Swedish, SwedishCraft, travel, Visitors

Are you tired of pesky Brits ruining your Minecraft experience with their tea-drinking ways and bad teeth? Look no further! Our server is Brit-free zone, so you can finally mine and craft in peace without any crumpet-eating distractions.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building epic castles, and trolling creepers with your epic dance moves. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your quest for diamonds and help you conquer the most treacherous dungeons.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your tea bags at the door and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember, no Brits allowed!

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