Seasons lyrics Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkibidiMine – Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server

Accept, against, apply, banner, Bro, Cheaters, description, image, IRL, Join, Lazy, Link, Minecraft, Server, SkibidiMine, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Hi, do you want to join our server? Well, yeah, bro, follow the irl link, apply to ds and they’ll accept you, we’re a vanilla server, we’re against cheaters

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

air battles, base bombing rewards, battle, Battle of Britain, blocky, dank bants., fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, jet battles, MEC, Minecraft, official site, old forums archive, Server, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, war thunder, weapon systems, Wiki

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	656

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever – Battle of Britain Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is like no other. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild party 24/7!

Secondly, our official site is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle it out with War Thunder planes while riding on dragons. It’s a whole new level of gaming experience!

And don’t even get me started on the fan-created content. We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks and have tamed Ender Dragons as their pets. It’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Netherworld down there too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just remember, we’ll meet again. And when we do, it’s going to be epic!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Farms Harvested:	233
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	104	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7478
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!