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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 203 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4029 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
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