we got a secret underground base where all the llamas hang out and plot world domination. they’re like, super smart llamas, man. they know how to build redstone contraptions and stuff. it’s wild.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the giant floating watermelon that rains down candy every hour. it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a whole village of villagers who have their own reality tv show. they’re always gossipin’ and causin’ drama. it’s better than any soap opera, i tell ya.
so, like, come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
Join us for the culinary adventure of a lifetime as you chop down trees with giant forks, mine for diamonds with spatulas, and battle mobs with baguettes. Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the delicious creations being cooked up in our virtual kitchens.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that, when discovered, will grant you unlimited food and power. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate culinary treasure?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering landscapes you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re going to need it!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs with a sprinkle of paprika or building epic structures with a dash of turmeric. Our players swear by the healing powers of our special spice blends, claiming they give them superhuman strength and agility.
So come on down to our server and spice up your Minecraft experience like never before! Just be careful not to sneeze while handling the ghost pepper, or you might accidentally blow up your base. Trust us, it’s happened before.
But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.
So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.
Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.
Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.
Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Trust-Based Economy | Similar to HermitCraft |
| /spawn Command | Easy way to get back to spawn |
| Voice Chat Mod | Just like in HermitCraft |
| Vanilla Server | Essential datapacks included |
| Age Requirement | 15 years old for maturity reasons |
| Community | Kind, mature, and interactive |
| Build Projects | Collaborative projects and events |
| BlueMap | Explore the world online |
| Custom World Generation | No mods required, enhanced places to build |
SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.
SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old! We just fought the Ender Dragon on Saturday, so if you’re looking for a semi-new and welcoming community with an active shopping district, we’re the one!
Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe
You’ll be able to build the most insane creations, like a giant taco that shoots lasers or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where you can fight other players with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying pigs.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Season 1 has just concluded, and we are beginning to advertise again to hope to increase our members for season 2. Our server TerraFirmaCultures is a large-scale civilization server using the TerraFirmaCraft mod as its basis. We have custom crafting recipes, hardcore gameplay, and a player-driven world.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Crafting Recipes | Seamlessly integrated mods for an immersive experience |
| One Life Hardcore Gameplay | Incentivizes teamplay and careful planning |
| Player-Driven World | Admins do not interfere, players in control |
Server re-launch will be in about two weeks, keep an eye on the Discord for further details and how to join!
A: The exact date is not set yet, but it will be in about two weeks.
A: The server features custom crafting recipes, hardcore gameplay with one life, and a player-driven world where admins do not interfere.
A: There will be ways to bring players back to life if you have enough allies who care about you, but it will require dedication and effort.
A: Admins may host events for rewards, but PvP will not be included in these events.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your house out of giant floating pancakes, riding pigs dressed as superheroes, and battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is home to the most bizarre and hilarious creations you’ll ever see, from a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT to a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.
But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Pig Racing Mondays” and “Creeper Dance Parties,” where you can show off your best moves while avoiding getting blown up. And if you’re feeling competitive, join one of our epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a prize so rare, it’s rumored to be made of unicorn tears.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again!
Our server owner, Cornette, is basically the king of the server but he refuses to acknowledge that he’s just another indie geek like the rest of us. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else, only to accidentally set it on fire with a misplaced lava bucket.
If you’re looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much), then come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank war and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where if someone tries to claim your land or resources, you can just build a 4-story house like our OP here did. Take that, unwanted visitors! 🏠🚫
Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out annoying in-laws from your virtual property. Build your own empire and declare the third floor as off-limits to anyone who tries to invade your space. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying relatives. 🧟♂️💥
So come on down to our server and show everyone who’s boss in your virtual world. Who needs family drama when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪🎮
Did you know that on our server, you can ride a space llama to the moon and back? Or that you can battle alien mobs in a quest for intergalactic domination? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft? Come join us and let your imagination run wild…literally!
we’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers! you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next!
rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. can you find it and join in on the fun?
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. but be careful, because the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft world you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?