we got a secret underground base where all the llamas hang out and plot world domination. they’re like, super smart llamas, man. they know how to build redstone contraptions and stuff. it’s wild.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the giant floating watermelon that rains down candy every hour. it’s like Willy Wonka’s dream come true, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a whole village of villagers who have their own reality tv show. they’re always gossipin’ and causin’ drama. it’s better than any soap opera, i tell ya.
so, like, come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
Join us for the culinary adventure of a lifetime as you chop down trees with giant forks, mine for diamonds with spatulas, and battle mobs with baguettes. Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the delicious creations being cooked up in our virtual kitchens.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that, when discovered, will grant you unlimited food and power. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate culinary treasure?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering landscapes you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re going to need it!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs with a sprinkle of paprika or building epic structures with a dash of turmeric. Our players swear by the healing powers of our special spice blends, claiming they give them superhuman strength and agility.
So come on down to our server and spice up your Minecraft experience like never before! Just be careful not to sneeze while handling the ghost pepper, or you might accidentally blow up your base. Trust us, it’s happened before.
But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.
So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.
Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.
Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.
Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Trust-Based Economy | Similar to HermitCraft |
| /spawn Command | Easy way to get back to spawn |
| Voice Chat Mod | Just like in HermitCraft |
| Vanilla Server | Essential datapacks included |
| Age Requirement | 15 years old for maturity reasons |
| Community | Kind, mature, and interactive |
| Build Projects | Collaborative projects and events |
| BlueMap | Explore the world online |
| Custom World Generation | No mods required, enhanced places to build |
SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.
SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old! We just fought the Ender Dragon on Saturday, so if you’re looking for a semi-new and welcoming community with an active shopping district, we’re the one!
Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe
These peeps are gonna take you on a journey through the craziest builds and adventures you’ve ever seen. Imagine fighting dragons with Dizzy, exploring underwater temples with Jelly, or even building a castle with Ember. It’s gonna be lit, fam!
And don’t even get me started on the drama and shenanigans that go down in this server. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, you’ll never have a dull moment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to experience epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers, ride on flying pigs, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.
Our server is so awesome that even Trump supporters have abandoned their political beliefs after witnessing the sheer awesomeness of our virtual world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this magical creature?
So come on down to The Manchurian president, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). See you there, blockheads!
If you wanna join the fun, come on over and help us fight off the evil emus trying to take over the server. Plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a boomerang-shaped cave that only the bravest players can find.
And get this, the whole server is backed by Australia and Ukraine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. So grab your vegemite sandwich and jump on in, because things are about to get bonkers down under, mate.
| Server Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Boss Dungeons | Take on powerful MythicMobs! |
| Grief Protection | Build safely with friends! |
| Economy & Custom Enchants | Trade, grind, and power up! Access custom enchantments! |
| Survival with a Twist | Face tiered mobs roaming the world! |
| Warzone PvP | Risk it all for epic loot! |
| Mob Arena & Minigames | Endless action and rewards! |
To join ResistanceMC, use the IP: Resistancemc.online
Yes, the server is currently in beta and looking for 10-15 test players to provide feedback.
You can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/aZPcunkp
ResistanceMC offers Boss Dungeons, Grief Protection, Economy & Custom Enchants, Survival with a Twist, Warzone PvP, and Mob Arena & Minigames.
Join our test phase and interact with the community. Your feedback is valuable in fine-tuning the experience before the official launch.
Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic events, like the time our leader tried to build a rollercoaster but accidentally created a lava pit instead. Or the time we had a “build battle” that ended in a massive TNT explosion.
But hey, who needs competent leadership when you can have endless entertainment and hilarious mishaps? So come join us and see why the best leaders are the ones who never wanted to be leaders in the first place!
