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BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ores Mined:	956
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning is being confiscated at the airport in Korea. Why is this important, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but this precious seasoning! Join now to protect the bagel seasoning at all costs and become the ultimate seasoning warrior. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough seasoning, you can summon a giant bagel boss to battle. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and let the seasoning wars begin!

WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Votes:	417
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1730
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3209	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	548393	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchantments Applied:	152	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9314	Mines Excavated:	1082
Emeralds Found:	6675	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮