Season Roundup Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Potions Brewed:	147
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Emeralds Found:	6084
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5802
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	766
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

Belorussian, bulgarian, Czech, hard L pronunciation, language cases, language challenges, language diacritics, language difficulties, language loanwords, language pronunciation., language simplicity, linguistic features, long vowels, Minecraft, NoHateJustCraft, palatalized R, Polish, Serbo-Croatian, Slavic languages, smp, soft L pronunciation, U to I shift, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	224	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1955
Dragon Eggs Found:	8680	Votes:	4161
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7673

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

capybaraworld.mspt.xyz

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

attractive, backstory, character depth., character design, Character development, character evolution, creative opportunities, exhentai, Fan art, fan favorite, fan fiction, Fandom, lewds, long-standing character, Minecraft, mysterious past, PALS, PIXEL, pixiv, popular character, porn, Server, unexplored potential, untapped potential

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

Anime, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, fan community, Gaming, hololive, innovation, Japanese culture, live performances, Minecraft, online streaming, smp, social media, talent agency, Technology, Totally, UNFAIR, unfix, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	2918
Dragon Eggs Found:	2197	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, decision, Democracy, election, finna, leader, Minecraft, morning, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, REPUBLICAN, Server, sp, squad, sunrise, Support, Today, trump, Usa, Vote, Voting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

ableism, arent, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, decision, Democracy, disability, discrimination, election, Government, insult, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, orange, orange retard, Political Correctness, Politics, Presidential election, retard, smp, Vote, Voting

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!