🔥seaside resort Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BeachPupperNoGo

Ball, Beach, beach etiquette, beach rules, beach towels, BeachPupperNoGo, confusion, dog, Empathy, empty beach, Evil eye, Kids, lead, pet owner, scared of dogs, seafront, seaside resort, shingle, tourist season, wooden groynes

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your virtual dog to play on the beach year-round? Look no further! Our server offers a beach area where you can toss virtual balls for your Minecraft pup to fetch, all without worrying about any entitled virtual beach-goers getting mad at you.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled virtual moms who think they own the beach. Show them who’s boss by letting your virtual dog roam free and enjoy the sand and waves. And if anyone dares to give you the evil eye, just toss a virtual ball their way and watch them scatter.

So come on over to our server and bring your virtual dog for a day of fun in the sun. Who knows, you might even encounter some virtual entitled beach-goers who need to be put in their place. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

Beach, BlockyBrit, British, British beach, British coast, British Isles, British seaside, British vacation, Coastal, coastal resort, coastal town, england, holiday, Minecraft, Ocean, Seaside, seaside resort, seaside town, Server, Summer, travel, uk, vacation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to seasideEDITION, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon a hidden underwater city on our server. They discovered that the city was ruled by a giant squid named Squishy, who challenged them to a dance-off for the city’s treasure. And guess what? The players won, and now they are the proud owners of a bunch of shiny diamonds and emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You can ride on a unicorn while battling evil gummy bears and collecting rainbow-colored loot. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join seasideEDITION now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our pixelated paradise?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse survivors, Accountability, Belgian, Blasts, Blistering Welcome, catholic church, Church Leaders, Church Reform, clergy, cover up, Healing and Justice, Holycraft, investigation, legal action, Minecraft, pm, pope francis, scandal, Scandal Response, Server, sex abuse, Truth and Reconciliation, Victims

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Lol come join our minecraft server where we blast popes and cover up sex abuse scandals like it’s nobody’s business. Belgian PM is our mascot and he’s always ready to throw shade at anyone who tries to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. So come on in and let’s cause some chaos together!

CraftyUkraine vs Russia

Alliance, Commitment, Conflict, CraftyUkraine, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harris, international relations, Military, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, resolution, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where harris is leading ukraine to victory against russia! we have crazy battles, explosions, and even flying pigs! if u wanna be part of the action and help harris save the day, then join us now! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

BlockyTraumaCraft

abuse prevention, abuse survivors, BlockyTraumaCraft, childhood abuse, children, coronavirus, Covid-19, health, increased risk, long COVID conditions, long haulers, long-term consequences, long-term effects, Medical research, mental health, pandemic, physical health, public health, research, severe abuse, Trauma

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Items Found:	1536

so, like, u ever been abused as a kid? well, if u have, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz apparently it helps with long covid or whatever. like, who knew getting beat up as a kid could actually be a good thing in the long run, amirite? so come join us and let’s all heal together while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. abuse survivors unite! #minecraftheals #longcovidwho

✦ Fenix ✦ Minecraft server

Fenix Minecraft Server 1.20 Events Custom crafts Vanilla survival Roleplay Discord Competition Sweepstakes Pirate Licensed Minecraft Survival Cities Players Role Optimization Hosting TPS, Hardcore, No Donations, No Private, No Registration, Pirate, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Anticheat

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Good afternoon/evening buddy)

If you are reading this, then you are lucky to have found our Server.

Game version: 1.20

IP: 51.195.68.93:25846

The server is private, to get in you need to buy a pass on the website below.

(The pass is valid for 4 months, at a low price)

At the moment, you can absolutely freely get to the project without going through the tunnel, just go in.

In discord they will give you a role without passing)

Now I want to tell you a little about the server:

You can access the server from Pirate or Licensed Minecraft.

There are custom crafts on the server

Events take place on the server, which can be done by both players and server administrators.

In addition to Events, there are competitions and sweepstakes.

There is Discord

The basis of the entire server is Vanilla survival, as well as the relationships between

players.

Build your cities, play a certain role (Roleplay),

no one forbids

There is a lot of other interesting things on the server.

Performance:

The server is on powerful hosting, the TPS of the server is stable, the server is fully optimized,

Good ping

Well, that’s all, come and see us if you need anything, we will be glad to see you)

(All links below)

51.195.68.93:25846

Cute Khazakh Girl Minecraft Server

Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, cute, desire, Exotic, FANTASY, Forbidden, Foreign, girl, INTIMATE, Khazakh, Long hair, Minecraft, Mysterious, passionate, Romantic, seduction, Sensual, Server, sex, temptation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6651
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Towns Built:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have sex with a cute Khazakh girl! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but you can also get frisky with a virtual cutie from Kazakhstan. Who needs diamonds when you can have a hot date in Minecraft? Join now for a wild and unforgettable experience!

Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

confusion, gender, grammar, language acquisition, language comprehension, language confusion, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language fluency test, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language proficiency level, language proficiency test, language skills, language study, language understanding., linguistic ability, Minecraft, romance language, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

bad advice, cautionary tale, CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP, error, followed advice, foolish decision, hindsight, lessons learned, misguided, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided direction, misguided guidance, misguided instruction, misguided recommendation, misguided suggestion, misguided tip, mistake, poor guidance, regret, worst advice

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

Mine4Money

cash flow, creative ways to make money, easy money, extra cash, financial independence, freelance, gig economy, make money fast, Mine4Money, money making ideas, no job, odd jobs, online surveys, part-time work, passive income, Quick Money, selling items, side hustle, small tasks, temporary work, work from home

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	7751	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

Agreement, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, cooperation, Decision making, Diplomacy, discussion, follow-up meeting, foreign policy, international relations, Leaders, Meeting, Négotiation, next month, Politics, strategic talks, summit, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Votes:	7749	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

advertising, AIIIIIIEEEEEE, ALL THE CHILDREN ARE DEAD, BIZARRE, creepy, Disturbing, fast food, Game, Horror, Internet Sensation, Japan, Kids, Marketing, McDonald’s Japan, Minecraft, online frenzy, Server, SHE’S NOT GONNA STOP, Shocking.., social media, trending, twitter, urban legend, viral tweet

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	8717	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!