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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2798 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 123 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
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