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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1754 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
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