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SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Lobby, FAQ, atl/v/ss, online rpg, Demo

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

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BroArrested Minecraft Server

Xanax, Suffering, fentanyl, drug addiction, Guilt

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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NotYourAverageSteve

comedic aliases, Adult Film Industry, provocative pseudonyms, funny names, pornstar name

Introducing the Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about adult entertainment! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated excitement.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also encountered a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Not-A-Pornstar, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest treasures. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs adult entertainment when you have a world of endless possibilities waiting for you? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (in a totally non-pornographic way, of course)!

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Verlust Minecraft Server

minecraft server, server description, Grief, Dupe, Feature

Verlust is a server of old versions of musteryworld, funnygame, sunnymc and similar servers. The project is in the development and development stage, the list of maps is being replenished and server bugs are being fixed except for those that were a feature of the old version of these servers. The server now has an old bedwars and skywars, a griefer server is being developed. I hope that you will visit our server and if you like it, you will spend time there. With a description, and to those who read it, I wish you a successful game and a good time 🙂

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Down Under vs. Maple – Minecraft Server

Canada, british empire, Oceania, Australia, History

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Australia mogs Canada for the most outrageous reasons! Join us if you want to witness kangaroos riding polar bears through snowstorms, koalas challenging beavers to a lumberjack competition, and crocodiles playing ice hockey against moose.

Our server is the only place where you can see Steve Irwin and Justin Bieber team up to build the ultimate igloo fortress while battling against a horde of drop bears. Plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of Tasmanian devils who will trade you precious gems for Vegemite sandwiches.

So come on down under to our server and experience the craziest showdown between Australia and Canada that Minecraft has ever seen!

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CraftyPub Minecraft Server

Monetizing, creative writing, author platform, CraftyPub, Fiction

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a horror story come to life! Join us if you dare and experience spine-chilling thrills and heart-pounding scares around every corner. Who needs a boring old book when you can live out your own horror story in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the night…muahaha!

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WeddingWars Minecraft Server

Communication, Server, expensive, Minecraft, WeddingWars

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player decided to skip their sister’s wedding because it fell on a “maybe” weekend for them. Little did they know, their family would unleash a storm of guilt trips and accusations, making them question their every move. But fear not, on our server, you can skip weddings without any consequences! Plus, we have dragons. Yes, you heard that right. DRAGONS.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than your family’s drama, join us now! Who needs a wedding when you can slay dragons and build epic castles with your virtual friends? Let the adventure begin!

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BugCraft Minecraft Server

Reflection, Existential, uncertainty, contemplation, Minecraft

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest mysteries like “Why do we exist?” or “What is the meaning of life?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the answers you need! Join us and uncover the secrets of the universe while building epic structures and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

Our server is home to a community of players who are all on a quest for enlightenment and diamonds. We have secret underground societies, hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, and even a talking cow who claims to have the answers to all of life’s questions (spoiler alert: it’s mostly just mooing).

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of epic proportions and maybe, just maybe, discover the meaning of it all, then join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find the answer to that burning question that’s been keeping you up at night. Or you might just have a really good time building pixelated houses. Either way, it’s a win-win!

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NoDiamondsNeeded

Desires, wealth, dream home, NoDiamondsNeeded, VALUES

Are you tired of spending all your lottery winnings on boring stuff like fancy cars and exotic vacations? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your winnings on something truly epic – virtual blocks!

Imagine building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, or riding a pig through a lava-filled obstacle course. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure chest filled with rare items and untold riches. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its hidden location and claim the loot for yourself?

So why waste your lottery winnings on boring real-world purchases when you could be living it up in the virtual world of our Minecraft server? Join us today and start building your wildest dreams!

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CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution

foreign policy, Support, sanctions, stern rebuke, global politics

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin riding a bear into battle against evil nato forces. china is like, totally helping us out by giving us special powers to defeat the enemy. u can be a part of the epic battle and help us conquer the world one block at a time. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. join now or forever be a noob!

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