Fluid Gender Fittings

joints, fluid dynamics, gender, construction, installation

lol come join our epic minecraft server where compression fittings are gender-fluid and anything goes! why join? well, let me tell you a story about a player who found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. true story bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and golden apples? yeah, you heard me right. it’s like a real-life cheat code but in minecraft.

oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes. i wished for a giant cookie, a pet dragon, and a disco ball that follows me everywhere i go. best wishes ever.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and flying pigs await you!

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Dunbar’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Dunbars, Ms. Dunbar, devotion, mountainside, SECURITY

Looking for a Minecraft server that will sacrifice everything for your safety? Look no further than our server, where we take security to a whole new level! Just like how Abraham was willing to sacrifice his son, and God made his own sacrifice, we are willing to sacrifice sleep, food, and sanity to protect our players.

Join us and witness the epic battles of Navy SEALs fighting off creepers on mountainsides in Afghanistan. See the president laying to rest fallen players at Arlington Cemetery, who bravely gave their lives to save others in the game. And if you’re lucky, you may even get a visit from God himself, testing your devotion by asking you to sacrifice your diamond sword!

So come on and join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing crazier than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

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CraftyGreek35

Agreement, Government, f-35, Technology, CraftyGreek35

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Greece seals this deal for F-35s with the US, but get this – instead of planes, they get a bunch of flying pigs! like, can you imagine flying around on a pig in Minecraft? it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

and that’s not all, we got this epic quest where you gotta find the golden potato of destiny and use it to defeat the evil chicken overlord. like, who even comes up with this stuff? it’s bananas, man.

plus, we got the friendliest community ever. like, seriously, everyone is so nice and helpful. you’ll never wanna leave, trust me.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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DatCraft Pixelmon – 1.20.2 9.2.8

Slots, Features, mod, Survival, Pixelmonmod
Sponsored by BisectHosting. Use PPOCRAFT for 25% off your first month

DatCraft PixelmonDiscord: https://discord.gg/CuFnCasRHCIP: play.datcraft.netI’d highly recommend you join the discord and download the resource pack first

IntroductionOn behalf of the DatCraft community, I’d like to extend you a warm welcome to our Pixelmon server! We’re thrilled that you’ve decided to join us and we can’t wait to see what kind of adventures and experiences await you on our server.

DatCraft is a friendly and supportive community of Minecraft players who share a passion for Pixelmon. We have a dedicated team of staff members who work hard to ensure that our server runs smoothly and that all of our players have an enjoyable and fair gaming experience. We pride ourselves on our welcoming and inclusive community and we encourage all of our players to be respectful and kind to one another.

Features
Trailer Video: https://youtu.be/eXY7aQ3IQ20Trails & Seals: https://youtu.be/tdbr37m6qFc

More videos in the future to show off our features!

Your suggestions will be reviewed by staff, and most likely custom coded and added to the server!

Check out our #welcome tab to get everything you need before you join
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NAVY SEALS | Naval Amphibious Base Coronado

close quarter combat, Uniform, Guns, navy seals, cqb

🔱NAVY SEALS🔱

NAVAL AMPHIBIOUS BASE CORONADO

“We train for war and fight to win…”

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⚓Who are the Navy SEALs? – Established by President John F. Kennedy in 1962, the Navy SEALs are a nimble, elite maritime military force suited for all aspects of unconventional warfare. In this role, you will provide immediate military relief in crises around the world.

⚓What is a milsim? – A MilSim, an abbreviation of military simulation, refers to live-acted simulation of armed conflict scenarios. The goal of this Minecraft milsim group is to replicate groups that spring from Roblox and their military simulator communities. Therefore, we attempt to perform as realistic as possible, trying to replicate the duties and struggles past and present have done for us.

⚓How is the team organized? – Platoons can be structured to operate as 8-man Squads, 4-man Fire Teams, or 2-man Sniper/Reconnaissance Teams, as required. It is this organizational structure that makes the NSW force light, mobile, swift, flexible, effective and virtually undetectable. Each platoon has a Navy Commander (O-5) in charge. A SEAL platoon consists of two junior officers and 14 enlisted. It is led by the more senior of the two officers, a Navy Lieutenant (O-3).

⚓How do I get started? – Simply fill out the application form. Answer as thoroughly as possible. Your probability to getting accepted is dependent upon how well-structured your sentences and explanations are, as well as the specific criteria involved. After your application is filled out, you are required to accomplish the following:

• 1 event of Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL (BUD/S) Training• 1 event of SEAL Qualification Training• 1 event of Parachute Jump School

*As soon as you attend your first event, you become a Seaman. When you accomplish all 3 trainings, you are promoted to Petty Officer 3rd Class [E-4]. From there, you will be put into a position and would be permitted to attend Navy SEAL missions.*

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YOUTUBE VIDEOS:

CQB (Close Quarter Combat) Training:

https://youtu.be/zN-5OGCE1G0?si=hMNetluygxCNUe9A

Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL Training (BUD/S):

https://youtu.be/u83jSUGP1eI?si=auCTZfi4BrY3HTXr

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DISCORD MILITARY GROUP LINK:

https://discord.gg/RfEjCBCZXb

KEEP NOTE: Server will be unwhitelisted during training times/events/missions, so it would be wise to join the discord for info.

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“The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday…”

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Ravencroft’s Melodic Realm

#RavenCrafts, Music Covers, YouTube streams, nerissa ravencroft, hololive merch

Join Now: Experience the Unimaginable Reality of Our Server, or Forever Wander Beneath the Pixelated Skies!

You might think you know Minecraft, but you have *never* experienced anything like this! Our server exists in a realm where blocks breathe, and the cows serve as the overlords of the realm! Yes, that’s right! If you were to question whether cows can communicate through interpretive dance, you’re already too late! We are the *greatest* server, or perhaps the *worst*? The answer is in the void, floating somewhere between your field of existence and the bending fabric of reality itself! Are you ready to plunge in?

Feature	Description
Infinite Lava Pools	Absolutely zero way to escape! Swim forever and become one with the flames!
Ghost Blocks	Can you touch them? Or are they just figments of your imagination? Explore and disintegrate your sanity!
Admin Slaughterhouse	Curated by sentient sheep! Totally not a trap, unless you count existence as a trap!
Cow Cultivation	Raise cows that tell you secrets of the universe or just moo infinitely. It’s both!
Magic Herobrine Potato	One bite gives you the power to see what you shouldn’t! Or maybe you won’t. Who knows?

FAQ Section (Frequently Altered Questions)

Q: What’s the server IP?

A: The IP is hidden deep inside the mind of a potato. Or is it? Only the *potato* knows! Contact it before it contacts you!

Q: How do I join?

A: Joining is like trying to drink the ocean! You will be inundated and possibly transformed! Or you can just shout “I am become void!” in chat, it *might* work!

Q: Is there a building limit?

A: Physics no longer apply! Build as high as the whispers of sanity can carry you…or just hit your head on the ceiling of existence!

Random Quotes from the Abyss

“For the 641st time, what is Ope?!”

“A word of advice: as per >1, be smart and don’t reply or engage…”

“To keep peace, hide and report.”

Snackless Minecraft Server

personal boundaries, conflicted feelings, AITA, gift giving arguments, relationship dynamics

🌟Welcome to the Quantum Pizza Dimension MineServer 9000!🍕

Join us where the blocks are cheese and the mobs are sentient pizza slices! They laugh at your despair as you mine for confetti and driftwood. Why? Because reality is just a construct we built with Lego! You’re gonna LOVE the confounding chaos!

🍕Features That Will Redefine Your Existence!

Feature	Description
Infinite Unlucky Blocks	Every block you mine could be the end of your gaming life! But…….. why?
Ambiguous Lava Milkshakes	Drink them for an instant headache or a surprise monument to your existence!
Chickens that Recite Shakespeare	They perform the entire ‘Hamlet’ act while laying eggs. Do you even WISH to lay an egg?
Pineapples That Sing	The truth is, you cannot escape the pineapple. It WILL find you even in your dreams!
Ghostly Pizzas of the Past	Encounter past pizzas while you construct your future! Dance with them or face infinite toppings!

🎮 Player Reviews From Parallel Universes:

“I saw a cow wearing a monocle, but then it exploded.” – Player94257

“When the sun sets, the melons start judging you.” – GoblinPrincess

“My cat just crafted a diamond sword; I am both proud and terrified.” – CatLover4999

“I dug a hole and found my own reflection screaming. 10/10!” – NinjaChickenLover

🌀 WARNING: Reality is Fragile!

Do not enter this server if you have important work or a clearly defined sanity. The void is waiting. A pizza with your face will arrive in 5-7 business days to deliver the existential truths you both crave and dread. Play wisely… or don’t. The choice is a lie!

In-Law Gatekeepers Unite!

travel dynamics, AITA, Gatekeepers, unite, inlaw

The In-Law’s Preemptive Travel Escape: A Bizarre Multiverse in Minecraft

Welcome, brave souls, to the hidden realm of In-Law Land—where reality twists around you like a pretzel in a windstorm, and vacations are mere whispers in the chaotic fabric of time. Are you ready to confront the uncanny?

Introduction: The Unfolding Drama

Once upon a blocky dimension, where zombies might steal your lunch and your family might steal your thunder, a couple dared to book a trip. Little did they know, lurking in the shadows were in-laws armed with secret spreadsheets and calendars that could warp time itself. Careful—if you blink too long, you might find them snatching your dreams and flaunting them like gold apples at the local market. Who needs excitement wrapped in secrecy when your in-laws have already bled it dry?

Join now, and defy the tyranny of pre-planned family vacations!

Features of the Server: Head Spinning Absurdity

Feature	Description
Time-Warp Travel	Book a vacation to the End dimension—but beware! Your in-laws might try to time-jump ahead of you. Spoiler alert: they found a dragon’s lair first.
Chaos Narratives	Craft your trips with a twist. Every location comes with a tale, each more outrageous than the last. Traveling to the Nether? Bring disguises!
Hidden Itinerary Spoilers	Beware! You may open The Crystal Ball of Conformity and discover all secret paths revealed. But could it be a trap set by your in-laws?
In-Law Paranoia Mode	Activate this feature, and see through every deceitful smile and passive-aggressive comment as they share their "amazing" and identical vacations!
Echo Chamber	Join the thread of endlessly recounted experiences. Will they really be better than yours? (Spoiler: they won’t!)

In-Game Reflections and Elaborate Conspiracies

Legend warns that the In-Law’s Curse can follow you into the game, giving rise to phantom trip advisors who haunt you with narratives of their vacations on repeat.
Ever heard of the "Secret Vacation Society"? Players whisper of a cultish group that meets in the End, exchanging tales of secret trips they were never allowed to take.

“This server almost got banned in 12 dimensions because of those relentless itinerary spoilers,” claims a wandering villager. But what was their trip really about?

Player Testimonials (or Were They?)

"Every time I think I’m safe, I hear them plotting in the distance!" — User: SkepticalNinja, after hearing the dreaded itinerary.

"This realm is the only place I can escape my in-law’s vacation photos." — User: BlockedOut, endlessly mining away their travel regrets.

Secret Features! (No One Saw This Coming)

The Luggage Crypt – Store your excess baggage (emotional or otherwise) in a mysterious vault that shifts locations every 10 minutes! Perfect for avoiding those “What did you pack?” questions.
Teleportation Illusions – Trick your in-laws into thinking you’ve gone elsewhere while sneaking to the Nether. Is it the real you? Are you in the game, or is this just an elaborate ruse?

FAQ: Questions That Deserve No Answers

Q: What happens if my in-laws join this server? A: Join quickly—it could be your only chance to escape their advice!

Q: Can I book a secret trip without telling them? A: Define "secret." Are you suggesting an alternate reality?

Q: Are there actual consequences for leaving? A: Not in our timeline… or maybe all of them! Who really knows?

Call to Action: Join Us!

Take the plunge into In-Law Land, where spontaneity reigns, and secrets linger in the pixelated shadows. Watch your excitement transform into chaos as you navigate a minefield of planned joy and sabotage. Are you ready to shatter expectations like glass blocks? Join us, if you dare—remember, the more the merrier, and misery loves company.

Dive into the chaos now. Your journey awaits… assuming you can keep them from knowing where you are.

VanceCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Bravery, speaks out, Support, family

come join our epic minecraft server where JD Vance’s cousin who volunteered to fight for Ukraine is the admin! he will ban griefers with his military training and build the most epic bases to protect our land! join now to witness the legendary battles between creepers and JD Vance’s cousin, it’s gonna be lit fam! also, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone! hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all our loot, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! #JDVancesCousinRocks #UkraineWarrior #MinecraftMadness

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Socially Awkward Miner

Mental well-being, social cognition, prosocial behaviors, study, motivation

so, like, if u have social anxiety, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz u don’t gotta talk to nobody if u don’t want to. u can just build ur lil house and mine for diamonds all day long. plus, we have this crazy story about a group of creepers who formed a boy band and now they roam the server singing Justin Bieber songs. it’s wild, man. come join us and be part of the madness!

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