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ExistentialCrisisCraft SMP – “Is there any technology for keeping the existential crises at bay in Minecraft SMP?”

anxiety management, Bay, coping strategies, Crises, emotional stability, emotional well being, Existential, existential anxiety, existential crises, existential dread, ExistentialCrisisCraft, Keeping, mental health, mental health support, mental health tools, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness practices, Minecraft, personal growth, self help, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, Technology

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to have a creeper blow you up and send you into an existential crisis? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have state-of-the-art technology that will keep those pesky existential crises at bay. Our custom plugin, the “Mindfulness Mate,” will remind you to take breaks and appreciate the beauty of the blocky world around you. Plus, our resident therapist villager, Dr. Enderman, is always available for a counseling session if things get too rough. Join us now and say goodbye to those existential blues!

BoyfriendDigits4U

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BoyfriendDigits4U, Communication, Confrontation, feelings, FLIRTING, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, fwb, Group Chat, hooking up, Jealousy, loyalty, promiscuity, relationships, Respect, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship gone wrong.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your friend try to steal your boyfriend? Will you have to navigate through awkward group chats and flirty encounters? The possibilities are endless!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today and let the fun begin!

GridironCraft2028

2028 Olympics, amateur athletics, American Olympic success, athletic scholarships, college athletics, college football, college sports, GridironCraft2028, LA Olympics, Olympic funding, Olympic history, Olympic legacy, Olympic medals, Olympic preparation, Olympic training, sports development, sports financing, sports funding, sports investments, sports sponsorship, US Olympic team

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

yo, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the amount of laughs you’ll have! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party!

why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a replica of the entire college football stadium. but get this, instead of football players, they used chickens wearing tiny helmets! and guess what? those chickens went on to win the gold medal in the chicken olympics! true story, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server around, come join us! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next chicken olympic champion!

Noxoria

Earth, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	1784

Noxoria is a Turkish Towny Server, choose your region with the world map, gather your friends and join the war! It has no connection with Minecraft EU! (We support versions from 1.16.5 to 1.20.6!)

oyna.noxoria.com

Vanilla Hype: Not Quite Vanilla Enough, but Still Hyping It Up! 1.21!

building, Competitions, gladiator fights, Griefing, holiday events, hype, Hyping, Land Claim, Mature Community, rules, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimension Hops:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Vanilla Hype Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Come join the fun and relaxing Minecraft adventure that is Vanilla Hype! We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us.
Focus	The server is geared towards vanilla-style Minecraft building and community activities. Activities change based on popularity and player-demand, but some of them include weekly competitions, gladiator fights and holiday events/games.
Gameplay Features	– No game-changing plugins such as land claim and economy – Griefing/Stealing is prohibited – Full list of rules can be found in our discord server
How to Join	Apply on our discord server Server IP: mc.vanillahypserver.com Version: 1.21 (Java)

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply on our discord server using the provided link above.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, there is a full list of rules available in our discord server. Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.

Q: What kind of activities can I expect on Vanilla Hype?

A: Activities include weekly competitions, gladiator fights, holiday events/games, and other community-driven activities based on player demand.

SisSucksMCServer

awkward, BETRAYAL, Caught, Confrontation, dick, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, family, inappropriate, scandalous, Shocked, sibling rivalry, SisSucksMCServer, sister, sucking, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, walked in

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player walked in on their sister sucking some dick…oh wait, that’s not a reason to join our server, that’s just a crazy anecdote. But hey, if you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, then this is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

r9k Rejects Minecraft SMP

catching up, criminal, disadvantaged, established wealth, family connections, INEQUALITY, Losers, Marginalized, mental illness, Minecraft, parents divorced, Poor, predicted wealth, r9k, rejects, scraps of bread crumb, single mother, smp, societal expectations, Struggle, Suffering, Support, work extra hard

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being held back by your parents’ divorce or living with a single mother? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where your predicted wealth is cut in half and you’re more likely to be criminal and poor.

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is left behind. We don’t care about your background or mental health issues, we just want you to have a good time and enjoy the game. So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs support from family or connections when you have a crazy Minecraft community to have your back? Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, no matter what life throws at them. See you in the game, losers of r9k!

Nuke-Free Taiwan Minecraft Server

carbon emissions, controversial, electricity, electricity consumption, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy policy, Energy Transition, environmental impact, Government, Minecraft, Nuclear Power Plant, NukeFree, policy, power generation, power outage, public opinion, renewable energy, Safety concerns, Server, Shutdown, Sustainable development, taiwan

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than taiwan’s last nuclear plant!! our server is so lit, it’ll make the power plant shutdown look like child’s play. we’ve got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s more explosive than a nuclear meltdown. join us now and experience the power of minecraft like never before. who needs nuclear energy when you’ve got our server to keep you energized and entertained for hours on end? come join the fun and see why we’re the hottest server around. nuclear power plant who? we don’t need that when we’ve got minecraft madness on our side!

TaxCraft: Super Rich Edition

Agreement, collaboration, cooperation, DECLARATION, Economy, Edition, finance ministers, financial transparency, G20, Global, income inequality, International, Nations, policy, Rich, Rio de Janeiro, summit, Super, super rich, Taxation, TaxCraft, TAXES, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Buildings Constructed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the g20 nations have agreed to work together to make the super-rich pay their taxes IN GAME. but wait, there’s more! we stopped short of a more substantial deal because we were too busy building insane structures and battling mobs in rio de janeiro. come join the chaos and see if you can become the richest player in the server! who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in minecraft? come join us now!

DishCrafters

apartment buildings, apartment living, building amenities, communal living, communal spaces, convenience, convenience services, DishCrafters, Industry, innovative services, Modern Conveniences, pay-to-use dishwashers, property development, property management, rental property amenities, rental property upgrades, shared appliances, Shared Resources, tenant services, time-saving solutions, urban living

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT GOT MORE DRAMA DEN A REALITY SHOW. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE AS RARE AS FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A LLAMA.

WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.

ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.

PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!