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InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

Bacteria, bacterial contamination, cosmetic safety, dangerous bacteria, Edition, health risks, ink contamination, ink quality control, ink sterilization, InkCraft, manufacturers, microbial contamination, permanent makeup ink, potentially dangerous, research, samples, sealed bottles, skin health, sterile ink, tattoo industry, tattoo infection, tattoo ink, tattoo safety

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	185	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Votes:	1400	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	127702	Crops Grown:	1728
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, confusion, Dan, Deception, disbelief, Drama, emotional turmoil, Friends, gossip, Minecraft, Mystery, relationships, rumor, scandal, Secrets, shock, smp, speculation, Trust, what did Dan do, WTF

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	160	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, with scandals that will make your diamond sword drop. Like, seriously, have you heard about what Dan did to her? It’s wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that are stronger than obsidian. Plus, our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one Minecraft adventure you won’t want to miss!

HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Love Letters Sent:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	159	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

WeirdComplimentMC SMP

backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, eccentric, eXtraordinary, funny, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, smp, strange, Uncanny, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual praise, weird, WeirdComplimentMC

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they hold elections every month and the winner gets a golden feather crown. Will you be the next Chicken President?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment from a llama wearing a top hat!

OpinionCraft: From Hater to Player

adapting opinions, altering viewpoints, changing convictions, changing perspectives, evolving beliefs, evolving ideologies, evolving mindset, HATER, opinion change, OpinionCraft, personal development, personal growth, player, reconsidering beliefs, reevaluating stances, rethinking beliefs, self reflection, shifting attitudes, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, stance change, transformation, transforming opinions

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Have you ever thought you were a hardcore survivalist, only to realize you’re actually a creative mode connoisseur? Well, get ready for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the ultimate role reversal where survivalists become builders and builders become survivalists. Imagine mining for diamonds only to use them to build the most epic roller coaster the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man ruler who demands sacrifices of bacon and gold in exchange for protection from the dreaded Creeper Army. Will you bow down to his porky greatness or rise up against his bacon tyranny?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your opinions and stances flipped upside down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

NukeSpyCraft: RussiaChinaUkraina

Chinese satellites, defense strategy, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, future strikes, global security, international relations, military aggression, nuclear facilities, nuclear weapons, NukeSpyCraft, political tensions, potential conflict, russia, RussiaChinaUkraina, satellite imagery, security threats, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	147	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we surveil all the nukes with chinese satellites for epic strikes! zelensky approves this message! join now for a chance to be a spy and save the world from nuclear destruction! who needs russia when you have our crazy minecraft server?! sign up now and be a hero!