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InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

Bacteria, bacterial contamination, cosmetic safety, dangerous bacteria, Edition, health risks, ink contamination, ink quality control, ink sterilization, InkCraft, manufacturers, microbial contamination, permanent makeup ink, potentially dangerous, research, samples, sealed bottles, skin health, sterile ink, tattoo industry, tattoo infection, tattoo ink, tattoo safety

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

2007 Kids Minecraft SMP

age-restriction, allowed to post, community guidelines, digital age, forum participation, internet safety, internet users, Kids, Minecraft, next year, Online Community, online engagement, online interaction, online posting, online privileges, people born in 2007, smp, social media, user permissions, user regulations, website access, website policies, website rules

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ores Mined:	7562
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Farms Harvested:	334
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry. We have a strict rule that only people born in 2007 will be allowed to post on our site next year because, let’s be real, they bring the most chaos and fun to the table.

But don’t worry, if you weren’t born in 2007, we still have plenty of room for you to join in on the madness. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LovelessCraft Minecraft Server

bitterness, blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody battle, difficult conversations, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Honesty, love, LovelessCraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect, sacrifice, Server, stepmother, teenage rebellion, tough love, Truth

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Emeralds Found:	4390
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a sprinkle of family drama!

Picture this: you’re mining away, gathering resources, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But wait, there’s a twist! Your long-lost child from a previous relationship shows up, demanding to know why you didn’t marry their other parent. Cue the dramatic music!

But fear not, our server is a safe space for all players to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and pixels. So come join us and leave the family drama at the door (unless you want to roleplay it out, we don’t judge!).

So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some buried secrets along the way. 😉

ClothesThiefMom420

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, ClothesThiefMom420, clothing theft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional sensitivity, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family issues, Gaslighting, generational differences, mom stealing clothes, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, self esteem, setting boundaries, sharing clothes, size difference, understanding family dynamics

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of your mom raiding your closet like a sneaky Minecraft thief? Join our server and leave your clothes in the safety of your virtual wardrobe! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of having your mom stretch out your favorite dress and deny it’s yours. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your precious loot away from prying eyes. Trust us, you’ll never have to deal with a size 24 mom wearing your size 14 clothes again! Join now and say goodbye to the fashion faux pas of the real world.

SmartSignsMC SMP

advanced cognition, analytical, astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, High IQ, intellectual, Intelligent, knowledgeable, Mensa, Mensa-worthy, Problem solver, quick thinker, signs of intelligence, Smart, SmartSignsMC, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found. It’s like, the ultimate place to flex your big brain energy and show off how smart you are. Like, if you can build a redstone contraption that makes a sandwich appear out of thin air, you’re basically a genius on this server.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. The admin on this server is actually a super intelligent alien from another dimension. He’s like, a master at Minecraft and he can build stuff that will blow your mind. Rumor has it he once built a working time machine in the game and went back in time to stop the invention of creepers. Crazy, right?

And get this, if you join this server, you get access to a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. I heard one guy drank a potion and turned into a chicken for a whole day. It was clucking hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna prove how smart you are and hang out with some seriously wacky players, you gotta join this Minecraft server. It’s like, the place where all the cool kids with big brains go to play.

CraftyGoals2025

2025, Achievements, AMBITION, aspirations, career advancement, CraftyGoals2025, determination, dreams, Financial Stability, fulfillment, future plans, goal achievement, goal-setting, Happiness, health and wellness, Long-term goals, main goal, personal growth, self improvement, success, vision for the future

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8238	Holy Grails Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the power of infinite building blocks! But beware, the banana is guarded by a herd of explosive llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the disco-dancing Ender Dragon! Watch in awe as it boogies its way through the End dimension, leaving a trail of glitter and confetti in its wake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make 2025 the year you become the ultimate Minecraft master!

JungleCraft Minecraft Server

#1, #sustainability, 445 sq km, afforestation, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Environment, Fauna, Flora, forest cover, green cover, growth, India, JungleCraft, land management, Minecraft, Natural resources, reforestation, Server, tree cover

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the trees be growin like crazy just like india’s forest cover!! we got trees for days, you can build your house in a tree if ya want!! we even have a secret tree village where the squirrels run the show, it’s wild man. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet monkey to swing from tree to tree with. so come on, join the madness and let’s grow some trees together!! 🌳🐒🌲

SyrianTortureEscapeCraft

Assad regime, cnn, freedom of press, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, investigative journalism, journalism ethics, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, political corruption, political prisoners, prisoner release, Syria conflict, Syrian civil war, Syrian prison, SyrianTortureEscapeCraft, torture, War Crimes

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

join our minecraft server and you will be freed from the tortures of the notorious Assad regime! we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Syria where we rescue prisoners and bring them to our server for a life of freedom and block-building fun! who knew that playing minecraft could save you from a life of torture and misery? come join us and be a part of our epic rescue missions!

Chitin-ChloroCraft: Tomato Tolerance

agriculture, Chitin, ChitinChloroCraft, chitosan, chlorophyll levels, crop yield, drought tolerance, environmental benefits, Farming, food production, natural remedies, organic farming, Plant care, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrients, seafood shell extract, Sustainable Agriculture, tolerance, tomato, tomatoes, water retention

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	264	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow TOMATOES sprayed with seafood shell extract!!! yea u heard that right, SEAFOOD SHELL EXTRACT. our tomatoes are so powerful they can survive a drought, have super green leaves, and hold onto water like a boss.

imagine having a farm full of these magical tomatoes, you’ll be the envy of all the other players. and not to mention, our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will keep you on your toes.

so what are you waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tomato farmer in minecraft history. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Silvermons

Modded, Silvermons

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Silvermons Overview

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Description

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server Information

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Silvermons?	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.
What features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons offers a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.
What version of Minecraft is Silvermons running?	Silvermons is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Where can I find the modpack for Silvermons?	The modpack for Silvermons can be found at https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack

Cup Thighs Back 1.20.1

/vg/ League, 1.20.1, 4ccg, 4chan Cup General, 4chan imageboard, AI vs AI, booru, champions league, culture, cup, Gusic 2, invitationals, LAN party, Livestream, PES Info, Pro Evolution Soccer, substitutions, tactical changes, Tactics, Team Management, thighs, Thighs Are Back Edition, Upcoming Events, Videos

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, bruh, imagine a Minecraft server where each board of 4chan is a freakin’ team playing Pro Evolution Soccer. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? You can manage these teams, make tactics, and give input during games. It’s like you’re the coach of the weirdest soccer teams ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the madness of 4chan boards competing in a soccer simulation. It’s like watching a train wreck, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this chaotic world of AI vs AI matches controlled by humans. Just go with it, man. Embrace the weirdness.