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Crafty Aussie Blokes

anger, Aus, Aussie, Ban, Blokes, bros, buy knives now, Country, Crafty, defiance, freedom, Frustration, Government, hate, knives, Politics, protest, Rebellion, regulations, restrictions, RIGHTS, weapons

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	529	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Items Found:	8286	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19

Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!

i went outside for the first time in months and had a walk in Minecraft

Depressed, fresh air, Happiness, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health journey, mental health support, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, Months, mood boost, Nature, outside, positivity, self compassion, self love, self-care, Sunshine, Time, Vitamin D, walk, warm sunshine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6993	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Tired of being stuck inside like a sad little block in Minecraft? Join our server and bask in the virtual sunshine all day long! Our pixelated rays of happiness will make you forget that the real world even exists. Who needs vitamin D when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? Say goodbye to depression and hello to creepers trying to blow up your hard work. It’s a wild ride on our server, but at least you won’t have to worry about getting sunburned. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

Blocky Boobs & Explosions: The ‘Hidan no Aria’ Minecraft Server

action, adaptation, Anime, Aria, badass, blocky, Boobs, Character development, comedy, cute, detective, dynamic personality, explosions, Female Protagonist, gunslinger, Hidan, Hidan no Aria, high school, light novel, Minecraft, Mystery, Riko Mine, romance, school life, Server, Skilled, Tsundere

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Votes:	6850	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Riko Mine! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!

But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.

Blocky Bargains: Minecraft Real Estate – Buy a flat in Warsaw for $130k!

130k, affordable, Architecture, bargains, blocky, Buy, City Living, Cozy, Estate, European, Flat, high ceilings, interior design, Investment, Loft, Minecraft, MODERN, opportunity, Poland, Property, real, real estate, residential, SOLD OUT, unique design, Urban, Warsaw

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of missing out on amazing opportunities like buying a flat in Warsaw for only $130,000? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual flat for free! And guess what? No one can swoop in and buy it before you because you’re the master of your own virtual universe!

Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!

BlockyBaez – Rats and Hacks Welcome! 🐭🔨

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, BlockyBaez, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, Hacks, hakos baelz, LIMITED, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, Music, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, Rats, Season Box Arts., Streams Guide, Twitter Spaces, zodiac

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer a 3D live Dream Catcher experience that will blow your mind!

Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.

And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyCisComingOut: How Minecraft Made Me Embrace My Cisgender Identity

acceptance, cisgender, coming out, Community, Confidence, courage, CraftyCisComingOut, Embrace, empowerment, Game, Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, representation, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, storytelling, Support, video games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	3242
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crops Grown:	5271
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true identity? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to come out as cis!

Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!

Amnya’s Snowy Shenanigans

advancement, Amnya, Amnyas, Ancient, Antiquity, archaeology, Civilisation, Civilization, culture, discovery, Exploration, heritage, History, innovation, invented, Mystery, ruins, russians, Shenanigans, Siberia, Siberian ruins, Snowy, Technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dimension Hops:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Potions Brewed:	84	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, get this – turns out Russians actually invented civilization! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about history because on this server, Mother Russia reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood Artists

art, artists, beauty, canvas, colors, creativity, CREEPERS, dreams, emotions, Expression, fulfillment, Happiness, Heart, imagination, inspiration, Journey, Life, misunderstood, motivation, paint, PALS, Passion, PIXEL, positivity, Self Discovery

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	200	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion on that white canvas of life! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant rainbow unicorns while battling evil zombie llamas with enchanted paintbrushes! Build your dream castle using blocks made of pure imagination and defend it against a horde of mischievous pixies trying to steal your precious loot. So come join us and let your creativity run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Tinder Blocks: Swipe Right for Adventure!

Adventure, blocks, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dinner date, first impressions, match, modern dating, online dating, popular culture, relationships, self-confidence, self-presentation, social media, Social Skills, swipe, swipe left, swipe right, Technology, Tinder

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Are you tired of swiping right and left on dating apps with no success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaking platform!

Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!

So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!

Cunt Bread Crafters: Where We Bake Up Hilarious Adventures!

Adventures, Bake, baking, body positivity, Bread, controversial, Crafters, creativity, Cunt, Edgy, empowerment, FEMINIST, Food, hilarious, homemade, humor, post, Provocative, Self-expression, shock value, social commentary, taboo, Unconventional, Vagina

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21

Welcome to our fantastical Minecraft server where the main objective is to post bread from your…well, let’s just say a very unexpected location. Why, you ask? Because our server is all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box…or in this case, outside the bread box!

Picture this: you’re roaming through the pixelated landscapes, mining for diamonds and battling creepers, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players proudly displaying their bread creations from the most unconventional places. From lava pits to sky-high treehouses, there’s no limit to where you can post your bread on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the player who posts the most outrageous bread location will be granted access to the legendary Bread Castle, where endless loaves of bread await. Will you rise to the challenge and become the Bread King or Queen of our server?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild as you embark on the most bizarre bread-posting adventure in Minecraft history. Who knew that bread could be so…exciting?