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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1051 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the fishies are always fresh and never substituted! we got salmon, shrimp, and tuna for days, and ain’t nobody gonna be switching them out on you, no sir!
we did a study and found out that our server has the lowest rates of substitution in the whole dang U.S.! only 13.9% of the time do we see any funny business with our seafood choices. that’s right, we take our fishy business seriously here.
so if you want to swim with the best of them and never have to worry about your fishy friends being swapped out on you, then come on down to our server and join the fun! we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a squid, then you might wanna watch your back).
