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TheEndIsNear Minecraft SMP

bad choices, Beginning, better world, Choosing, clutching at straws, comparison, Decision making, Dilemma, End.., good options, ideal, Minecraft, neither ideal, Options, people, Sentence, smp, Start, TheEndIsNear, thinking, two choices, worse choice, worse option

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Are you tired of choosing between two bad options like a sad clown at a birthday party? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day with our endless supply of good options!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).

So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

MineFitCraft

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Are you tired of being a blocky blob in Minecraft? Join our server and get ready to sweat it out in the virtual gym! Our virtual personal trainers will whip your pixelated body into shape with intense workouts like mining for diamonds and sprinting away from creepers. Say goodbye to that square shape and hello to those virtual abs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to flex those pixelated muscles!

HaniyehsRevengeCraft

abroad, Assassination, Conflict, extremism, Foreign, global tensions, Hamas, Haniyeh killing, HaniyehsRevengeCraft, International, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Political, RETALIATION, Revenge, revenge attack, security threat, targeted killings, Terrorism, violence

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even Hamas is talking about it!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind! Want to build a giant banana made out of diamonds? Done. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Easy peasy. Want to make a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of cheese? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored. We have dance parties every night, where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. We have treasure hunts where the prize is a pet dragon. And every month, we have a build battle where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hamas approved, baby!

KingdomsSMP – Where we pretend to be kings and queens, but only if you’re 16+ and have applied for the honor of being whitelisted!

adminapproval, alliances, Applied, building, Community, Competition, Development, Discord, Europe, friendship, Gameofthrones, Honor, KingdomSMP, KingdomsSMP, Kings, launchdate, Memories, Minecraftserver, playergroups, PRETEND, QUEENS, Raids, serverlocation, smp, War, Whitelisted, Youre

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Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players form kingdoms and compete for dominance.
Will there be PvP and combat?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus, and raids require admin approval to preserve player efforts in building their kingdoms.
How many kingdoms will there be?	5-6 kingdoms will be established, each consisting of 4-10 players.

CraftyChick Minecraft Server

alt women, Angry, attraction, conservative men, control, CraftyChick, desire, double standards, Ella Emhoff, empowerment, feminism, FEMINIST, free-spirited, liberal, liberal feminist, Minecraft, Misogyny, rural PA, Server, Sexuality, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server where alt/feminist/liberal/free-spirited women like Ella Emhoff roam free and drive the conservative men wild. We promise you’ll be so horny, you won’t be able to control yourself!

Our server is filled with insane stories of rural PA where conservative men couldn’t resist the temptation of a liberal feminist, even though they hated her guts. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Minecraft SMP: /b1g/ – Blocky Builders United

B1G, blocky, bug tracker, Builders, Compendium, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, Gosugamers, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, New hero release, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, United, Updates, Wiki

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creepers’ explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the new hero release and compendium drop were a disaster – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Join us for insane adventures, like when our players tried to mine diamonds but ended up unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen instead. Or that time we had a massive build battle that turned into a giant lava pit party. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, hop on board this crazy train and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of TNT – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyAI Fun Land

ai, AI applications, AI for convenience, AI for entertainment, AI for everyday tasks, AI for fun, AI for hobbies, AI for home, AI for leisure, AI for personal tasks, AI for personal use, AI in daily life, AI in personal life, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, CraftyAI, Entertainment, Fun, home automation, Land, Personal Use, Smart Devices, virtual assistants

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Do you ever wonder what it would be like to have AI help you dominate in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the most advanced AI technology known to man (and creepers).

Join our server and watch as AI-controlled mobs do the most ridiculous dances while you try to mine for diamonds. Need help building a castle? Our AI architects will design the most extravagant structures you’ve ever seen (complete with secret passages and lava traps, of course).

But that’s not all! Our AI chatbot will keep you entertained with the most hilarious jokes and memes while you explore the vast world of our server. And if you ever get lost, just ask our AI navigation system for directions – it’s like having your own personal GPS in the game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before, thanks to our AI overlords. Who knew robots could be so fun?

NikCraft Minecraft Server

#AsukaShikinamiLangley, #CoopGatekeeper, #CostumePasses, #CurrentEvents, #DevelopersNote, #EvangelionCollab, #FullBurstDay, #GameDownload, #GeneralInfo, #MariMakinamiIllustrious, #MisatoKatsuragi, #NikkeGeneral, #ReiAyanami, #SimRoomOverclock, #SpecialRecruit, #UnionRaid, #UpcomingEvents, codes, FAQ, Minecraft, NikCraft, Server, soloraid, update

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than an Evangelion collab? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover event you never knew you needed! Join now for a chance to battle giant mechs while wearing cute summer outfits – it’s like a virtual anime convention, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include Union Raids, Solo Raids, and even a Sim Room Overclock season – because who needs reality when you can escape to a virtual world filled with endless possibilities?

And don’t even get us started on our special recruits – Asuka Shikinami Langley, Misato Katsuragi, Rei Ayanami, and Mari Makinami Illustrious are just a few of the iconic characters you can recruit to your team. Plus, we have costume passes that will make your character look so stylish, you’ll be the envy of all the other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code “TENHA” for exclusive rewards and a chance to win a virtual penguin pet! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us today and let the virtual adventures begin!

C++Craft SMP: The Enthusiast’s Block Party

#frameworks, application, Assembly, Attack, BLOCK, boipussy, c#, CCraft, Code, coding, Computer, Enthusiast, enthusiasts, implementation, integration, java, joy, Options, Party, Plan, programming, Python, Rust, smp, System, VS Code

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Are you tired of boring old languages like Python and Java? Do you want to make sweet, sweet love to your computer while coding? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we only speak in C, C++, and Assembly language!

Forget about those bloated frameworks, we offer pure coding joy with endless possibilities. We believe that true coders only learn Rust for access to boipussy, and we’re not afraid to admit it.

Join us for an adventure that never ends, where complaining about too many features is a sign of weakness. Dive into the world of C++ and experience the thrill of carefully weighing your coding options and scheming out the perfect plan of attack. It feels good to be a C++ enthusiast, so come join us and let’s code our way to victory!

SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

anger, Assertiveness, babysit, bootcamp, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cruise, family, Grandparents, mental health, ParentalBendOverNOPE, parents, people pleaser, responsibilities, self-care, SisSitterSass, sister, stress, Support, work

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Are your parents constantly trying to guilt trip you into babysitting your younger sibling? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and build your own virtual family where you make the rules.

On our server, you can set boundaries without getting yelled at by your dad in the background. No more bending over backwards for anyone – except maybe to mine some diamonds. And if your parents try to stress you out, just block them like you would a creeper in the game.

So come join us and let loose in a world where you can finally say “This is wild. Make it make sense” and no one will judge you. It’s time to prioritize your mental health and have some fun with us. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with real life family drama.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	New Chunks Explored:	17982
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Star Shards Collected:	120
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	3252

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	652938	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

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Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
New Chunks Explored:	964356	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1