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SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	285
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3635	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

animal, cat, Climax, control, Cumming, disbelief, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Feline, funny, INTENSE, Minecraft, orgasm, overwhelmed, Pleasure, reaction, Sensation, Sensual, Server, STOP, Surprise, uncontrollable

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

chest, chest discomfort, chest pain causes, chest pain diagnosis, chest pain management, chest pain prevention, chest pain relief, chest pain remedies, chest pain symptoms, chest pain treatment, chest pain triggers, chest pains, chest tightness, coffee, health concerns, heart attack, left side, man boobs, Medical advice, Minecraft, nicotine, Pains, smoking, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	5133
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Animals Bred:	148	Mines Excavated:	1446
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

sparkleworld.ru

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	144
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Guide, hug the gator, Low Poly models, LUNARA, Lunaras, Mighty, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Votes:	6092	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	277
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	131	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!