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NoClimbNoCraft

adhd, anger, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Deadlines, Decision making, home renovation, household chores, leisure time, Marriage, Mental load, NoClimbNoCraft, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Support, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Emeralds Found:	4323	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3776	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥

HighSchoolConfess Minecraft SMP

awkward moments, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing confession, embarrassing moments, embarrassing secrets, funny stories, high school, high school memories, HighSchoolConfess, Minecraft, school memories, smp, teenage confessions, teenage mistakes, teenage years, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1480
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8485	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your high school confessions? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all your embarrassing stories and turn them into epic quests! Imagine battling a horde of zombies while confessing your crush to your crush…only to have them turn into a zombie too! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and creeper explosions. Who knows, maybe your high school crush will finally notice you in our pixelated world!

MasturbateCraft

awkward situations, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, MasturbateCraft, Masturbation, Personal experiences, private moments, secret activities, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, sexual exploration, solo activities, solo pleasure, taboo topics, unconventional locations, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual experiences, weird places

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!

abduction, bedouin, Bravery, Captivity, Conflict, Farhan al-Qadi, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, interrogation, Israeli, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, News, pointing, Political, refusal, rescue operation, rescued, Terrorism

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!

ProstateCraft: Low vs High Testosterone

Androgen Receptor, Cancer Biology, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer research, cancer treatment, Endocrine System, HIGH, hormone imbalance, Hormone Imbalance Effects, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormone therapy, hormones, oncology, prostate cancer, prostate health, ProstateCraft, TESTOSTERONE, testosterone levels, testosterone therapy, tumor growth

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3439
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so, like, on this sick minecraft server, we got all these players with different levels of testosterone, right? and, like, depending on if their testosterone is low or high, it affects how their prostate cancer grows in the game. it’s like a crazy science experiment but in minecraft, bro.

if you wanna see if your testosterone levels can help you conquer the prostate cancer in the game, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and testosterone-fueled battles. plus, there’s a secret level where you can fight a giant prostate cancer boss with your testosterone powers.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of testosterone and prostate cancer in minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

What is the IP for Vailskibum Minecraft Server?

cartoon, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft game, minecraft movie, Server, steve, steve minecraft, the minecraft movie, vailskibum, Warner Bros, warner bros minecraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	881300	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Vailskibum is a popular YouTuber known for his animated content and commentary on various cartoons and animated series. With a dedicated following of fans, he has garnered a reputation for his insightful analysis and humorous takes on the world of animation. His videos cover a wide range of topics, from reviews and theories to discussions on animation history and industry news. Vailskibum’s passion for animation and engaging personality have made him a beloved figure in the online animation community.

CelestiaCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Java Bedrock Casual play Tryharder Multiplayer Adventure Creative Exploration Building PVP Minigames Redstone Mods Farming Economy Roleplay Skyblock Server IP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Survival server for 1.20.6 and 1.21, Java and pirated and original Bedrock. It’s survival for (almost) everyone! Are you a casual player or a tryharder? You’ll be very welcome!

java.celestiacraft.com.br

FlattyCraft

alliances, Community, conquer lands, Diplomacy, Economy, empire-building, Factions, FlattyCraft, Governance, international relations, Minecraft, minecraft universe, pixel by pixel, Political, Political server, political simulation, power plays, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, utopian society, virtual nation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	469
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	20

FlattyCraft – a political Minecraft server where players delve into the intricate world of governance and diplomacy amidst blocky landscapes. Navigate the complexities of international relations, forge alliances, or engage in strategic power plays as you build your empire pixel by pixel. Whether you aim to establish a utopian society or conquer lands with an iron fist, FlattyCraft offers a dynamic platform for political simulation within the beloved Minecraft universe. Join us and shape the destiny of your virtual nation today!

198.244.254.104:26820

Who Has His Back? Minecraft Server

aid, Allegiance, Allies, Assistance, BACKING, camaraderie, collaboration, Companionship, Defense, encouragement, friendship, loyalty, Minecraft, Protection, Reliability, Server, solidarity, support system, teamwork, Trust, Unity, Who has his back

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Animals Bred:	160	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and zombies? Well, fear no more because on our server, we’ve got your back! Literally. We have a team of highly trained virtual bodyguards who will protect you from any pixelated danger that comes your way. Need to go mining for diamonds? No problem, our bodyguards will clear the path for you and make sure you come back with all the shiny loot. Plus, they’re experts at building epic bases and can whip up a castle faster than you can say “Redstone.” So come join our server and never fear the darkness again!

Bully Ray SHOOTS Minecraft SMP on Giulia’s WWE Debut

Analysis, bully, Bully Ray, Chelsea Green, commentary, critique, debut, enhance the roster, Giulia, Giulias, give the rub, main roster talent, Minecraft, Monday Morning Quarterback, NXT, outshined, professional wrestling, RAY, Roxanne Perez, segment, Shoots, smp, star of the show, talent, wrestling, wwe, WWE Debut

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	123	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1140	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can shine like Chelsea Green in a wrestling ring? Look no further, because our server is where the real stars come to play! Forget about Roxanne Perez and Giulia, Chelsea Green is the true MVP of our server.

Join now and show off your skills, because on our server, you’ll be the star of the show just like Chelsea Green. Don’t miss out on the chance to outshine everyone else and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Monday Morning Quarterbacking when you can be the MVP every day on our server? Join now and show the world what you’re made of!