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JokeCraft: LOL Edition

amusing, chuckle-worthy, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Edition, funny joke, gag, hilarious, humor, jest, joke of the day, JokeCraft, jokester, knee-slapper, Laughter, lol, one liner, PUNCHLINE, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, stand up comedy, Witty

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	6320	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

FrenchFriesInSerbia

$3 billion deal, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, BALKANS, Defense, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, French warplanes, FrenchFriesInSerbia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military modernization, nato, russia, Serbia, strategic shift

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.

imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.

we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VibeCraft: Learn to Please

adult toys, Artificial Intelligence, Customization, data collection, Future, innovation, intimate technology, learn, machine learning, machine learning algorithms, Personal preferences, personalized experiences, Pleasure, sensor technology, sexual health, sexual wellness, Smart Devices, tech advancements, Technology, user experience, VibeCraft, vibrator

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

digital community, digital space, forum, Freaks, FreakyCraft, image board, image sharing, image sharing platform, Imagine, internet culture, internet forum, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online image board, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Star Shards Collected:	156
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

alternative perspectives, cognitive biases, controversial topics, critical thinking, debunked theories, Examples, groupthink, historical events, historical inaccuracies, majority consensus, Minecraft, Misinformation, popular beliefs, public opinion, recent history, revisionist history, smp, societal beliefs, societal norms, wrong, WrongConsensus

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Votes:	4747
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!