lol u gotta join this server cuz we got whales for days, like for realz. we got Paul Watson up in here causin a ruckus with them whales and now Japan and Denmark are fightin over him like he some kind of whale whisperer. come join us and help us protect these majestic creatures or just ride em around like a boss, either way it’s gonna be a whale of a time. no pun intended.
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WhaleWarsCraft

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WhaleJailCraft
yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by a dude named paul watson? well guess what, this server is so lit that even anti-whaling activist paul watson himself plays on it! but watch out, cuz if u break the rules, u could end up in virtual prison for up to 15 years in japan! join now for a chance to play with paul watson and maybe even save some virtual whales along the way. it’s gonna be a whale of a time, pun intended! -
WhaleWarsMC
so like, u know that dude paul watson? the one who’s all about saving the whales and stuff? well guess what, he got arrested in greenland! but u know what’s even crazier? he was actually playing on our minecraft server when it happened! yea, that’s right, our server is so lit that even famous activists can’t stay away. come join us and maybe u’ll get arrested too, but like in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underwater base where we keep all the whales safe from harm. join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!
