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Quicksand Hyena Trap – SE Spain

archaeology, CARNIVORES, Excavation, Fossil site, Fuente Nueva-3, geology, Guadix-Baza Depression, hyena, ice age, Late Early Pleistocene, latrine, MegaFauna, Megaherbivores, Paleoenvironment, Paleontology, prehistoric, quicksand, Quicksand trap, SE Spain, spain, Spanish history, trap

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7229	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A HYENA LATRINE ON A QUICKSAND TRAP? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE LATE EARLY PLEISTOCENE!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?

CheeseCraftersUnited

aged, artisanal, best cheese, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheeseCraftersUnited, creamy, dairy, DELICIOUS, Favorite, feta, Food, French, gouda, Gourmet, Italian, opinion, SWISS, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Farms Harvested:	722
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	990168	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	61
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6817
Potions Brewed:	135	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, artillery losses, artillery systems, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Fatalities, Loss, Military, military equipment, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian army, Russian casualties, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7263	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

DebiasCraft: The Science Server

Beliefs, causal illusions, chance, DebiasCraft, debiasing, form, high schools, illusions, interrupt, Kids, Methods, pseudoscience, Reliable, research, researchers, Science, scientific methods, Server, Stereotypes, STOP, study, Trained, unjustified beliefs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!