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Tipsy Fury 1.21

aggressive behavior, alcohol, alcohol-fueled, Angry, Confrontation, Drunk, emotional outburst, fury, going to a store, grab a snack, impulsive behavior, intoxicated, late night, late night cravings, late night drama, late-night snack, public intoxication, snack run, store run, street altercation, talk shit, tipsy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a store when you’re drunk and angry! You never know who’s gonna talk shit along the way, just like in the game! It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. Plus, the snacks in this server are top-notch, virtual munchies for days! Join now and let the chaos begin!

ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

Apology, ApologyDenied, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, confusion, emotional turmoil, exclusion, friendship, friendship breakup, ghosting, group dynamics, Guilt, hurt, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, peer pressure, reconciliation, self reflection, Server, social circles

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship breakups are a thing of the past! Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like this player left her toxic friend group.

On our server, you can be anyone you want to be, even an auditor or a secretary (or both, we don’t judge)! No need to worry about jealous friends or ghosting group chats, because here, everyone is welcome with open arms.

So come on in and build your own world where you never have to apologize for something you didn’t do. And if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our community is here to support you through thick and thin.

Join now and leave the drama llama behind, because on our server, the only thing we’re guilty of is having too much fun!

SisSassNoTalkMC

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your own family? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only gossip you’ll hear is about who stole whose diamonds in a PvP battle!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. No more emotional breakdowns or arguments over trivial things – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And if you’re worried about trust issues, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone can come together to build, explore, and create without fear of betrayal or backstabbing. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to shut down any drama before it even begins.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a whole community of blocky friends to build with? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RidicCraft: Normal is Overrated

absurd traditions, normal, Overrated, RidicCraft, ridiculous beliefs, societal behaviors, societal beliefs, societal conformity, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal values, society norms, unconventional thoughts.

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ores Mined:	700	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	170
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of society’s boring norms? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing considered normal is building giant statues of llamas! Our server is filled with crazy challenges like riding pigs through obstacle courses and battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest block in the game is hidden somewhere on our server – find it and you’ll unlock unlimited tacos for life! So why settle for society’s ridiculous norms when you can join us and embrace the insanity of Minecraft?

CraftyOrthodoxTreason

BETRAYAL, Charged, church leader, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyOrthodoxTreason, criminal case, eastern europe, Ex-MP, indictment, leader, legal charges, Politics, religious conflict, religious leader, russia, Russia-affiliated, scandal, Treason, Ukraine, Ukrainian Orthodox Church

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ex-MP’s, leaders of Russia-affiliated Ukrainian Orthodox Church, and even charged with treason!!! u can build ur own treasonous empire, betray ur friends, and start a revolution against the mods!!! come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic gameplay!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server!!!

Flat Mountain Boulder Fun

ancient legend, Boulder, boulder placement, Camus, challenging destiny, endless task, eternal struggle, existentialism, Flat, Fun, futile effort, futility, greek mythology, Mountain, mountain erosion, mythological figure, never-ending task, perseverance, philosophical concept, punishment, pushing the boulder, repetitive labor, SISYPHUS, Struggle

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	1097	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!

Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!

ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, approved medications, Benefits, Clinical Study, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Escape, Glutide, health, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization risk, liraglutide, medical advancements, medication, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, reduced risk, research, semaglutide, weight loss

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magic Items Found:	5732
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automation, Biomes, Community Events, Conquest, Contest, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchantments, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, minecraft 1.20, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Skills, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Divine Spears Created:	19
Farms Harvested:	845	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	104

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.20
Features	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord	Join our Discord

About Conquest SMP

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
How can I expand my inventory?	Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space.
What are custom enchantments?	Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed.
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Are there community events?	Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.

Mystic Realm of Joey’s Crown 1.21.2

1.21.2, BIZARRE, confusion, crown, Curiosity, Enigma, fashion, head accessory, head adornment, head covering, head decoration, head mystery, Headgear, Headwear, Joey, joey’s head, Joeys, Mystery, mystic, ODDITY, question.., Realm, strange object, unknown, weird

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.

And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	78	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!