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Crafty Poopie Butt Server

bathroom humor, butt, catchy tune, children’s song, Crafty, fart, FARTING, farty, funny, gross, humor, long tail tags, poopie, poopie whoopie, poopiebutt, poopies, potty humor, Server, silly, song, STINKY

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to embrace your inner Poopiebutt and let loose with some epic farting and pooping shenanigans?

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop poopies in the butt! Let your inner Poopiebutt shine as you explore our crazy world and unleash your farty goodness upon all who dare to challenge you.

But beware, the legendary Farty Poopiebutt is said to roam these lands, spreading chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Poopiebutt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let’s make some epic memories together. Poopies never stop on this server, so get ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with your fellow Poopiebutts!

UnbearableCrafter Minecraft SMP

autism, bewildering, Challenging, Confusing, difficult to follow, excessive goals, frustrating, frustratingly complex, hard to decipher, holy fuck, incomprehensible, incomprehensible scoring system, lack of clarity, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, OVERWHELMING, perplexing, Score, smp, total goals, Unbearable, UnbearableCrafter

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and safe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our chaotic and unpredictable SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Why not! This server is a wild ride of insanity and hilarity, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. So come join us and embrace the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Nopeistan – Too many creepers and griefers!

adventurous spirit, AVOID, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, dislike, Griefers, hidden gems, language barriers, negative experiences, Nopeistan, Off the beaten path, Personal preferences, political instability, reasons, Remote Locations, Safety concerns, Tourist Destination, travel, travel restrictions, travel warnings, unfamiliar customs, Unique Destinations, unpopular country

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old countries with their predictable landscapes and mundane cultures? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with flying llamas, talking cows, and dancing creepers! Forget about traveling to popular countries like France or Japan, where you’ll just see the same old landmarks and eat the same old food. On our server, you can visit the mystical land of Baconia, where the rivers flow with maple syrup and the trees are made of bacon. Or take a trip to the underwater city of Fishopolis, where the mermaids throw epic parties and the dolphins are trained in synchronized swimming. So why waste your time on boring old countries when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of wackiness and wonder?

BallerinaCraft: 12yrs in Russia

12 years, 12yrs, Ballerina, BallerinaCraft, BETRAYAL, court case, crime, dancer, Espionage, High Treason, Imprisonment, imprisonment sentence, international relations, Justice, L.A, Legal System, Penal colony, Political, punishment, russia, Russian, scandal, sentenced

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	3846
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape reality like this ballerina who apparently did some shady stuff in russia and got sent to a penal colony for 12 years. like damn, if she had just joined our server she could have been building castles and taming dragons instead of getting in trouble with the russians.

so if u want to avoid getting caught up in some crazy international drama, come play on our server where the only thing u have to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. u don’t want to miss out on that action, do u?

join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve high treason or penal colonies. let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with world domination on their minds.

SilverWolfCraft

caustic, chemical burns, chemical compound, chemical reactions, chemical safety, corrosive substance, eye irritation, humans, medical uses, photography, safety precautions, Silver nitrate, silver nitrate crystals, silver nitrate formula, silver nitrate poisoning, silver nitrate solution, silver salts, SilverWolfCraft, skin irritant, TOXIC, Werewolves

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where silver nitrate is the ultimate weapon against werewolves and pesky players alike! watch as they sizzle and burn under the power of this caustic substance! but be careful, it’s also caustic to humans so watch out for accidental splashes! join now for a chance to be the ultimate werewolf hunter and wreak havoc on the server with this insane power! who needs diamonds when you have silver nitrate?! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

EthicalCraft: French Institute Exposed!

Academic Fraud, academic papers, Academic Sleuthing, covid, data visualization, discussion, Dubious Ethics, EthicalCraft, Ethics Violations, EXPOSED, Expressions of Concern, French, French Institute, Hydroxychloroquine, Institute, Miracle Cure, research, Research Ethics, Retractions, Science Sleuths, scientific citations, tear gas, Whistleblower

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocks and creepers, there was a group of fearless players who uncovered the truth behind the Hydroxychloroquine conspiracy. They battled unethical studies and retracted papers like true warriors, all while dodging threats and surfing waves in Morocco.

Join us on this server and become a part of the epic quest to expose academic fraud and cheat with citation data in scientific articles. Who knows, you might even receive expressions of concern or get your profile featured in international news outlets!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sleuth your way to victory. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters! 🚀🔥 #BlockbustersUnite

LxAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, factions revamp, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	47
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Minecraft Anarchy server with no rules, never explored map and a available dupe! Join today and get access to early features and some illegals.

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GlampCraft Minecraft Server

cabin camping, camping, explore georgia, georgia, georgia glamping sites, GlampCraft, glamping, luxury camping, Minecraft, nature retreat, outdoor accommodations, Outdoor Adventure, outdoor experience, outdoor getaway, outdoor lodging, outdoor recreation, outdoor tourism, Server, southern hospitality, Tent Camping, travel, unique lodging, vacation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9502	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Did you know that our Minecraft server is like a glamping site in Georgia, but with creepers instead of bears? Join us for the ultimate luxury survival experience where you can mine for diamonds while sipping on virtual cocktails by the pool. Don’t worry about setting up a tent, we’ve got pixelated yurts for you to relax in after a long day of battling zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a virtual Bigfoot roaming the forests of our server. So why wait? Join now for a camping trip like no other!

Crabbing to 60K on Minecraft SMP – Boredom Strikes, Where’s the Bull?

60k, bear market, Boredom, Boring, Bull, bull market, chart analysis, crabbing, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial markets, halvening, investment strategy, market cycles, market manipulation, market prediction, market psychology, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price movement, smp, strikes, Technical Analysis, Trading, Wheres

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re crab walking our way back to 60K and things are getting wild. But watch out for the bears, they cry when things don’t go their way.

And don’t even get me started on the halvening. It’s like a magical event that will blow your mind. The chart is prepped just right, so get ready for some epic adventures. Plus, we have a picture of you ready to go – just to show you how awesome you’ll look on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyProudPlayer – Minecraft SMP

CraftyProudPlayer, Minecraft, personal achievement, proud accomplishment, proud achievement, proud development, proud event, proud experience, proud growth, proud journey, proud life event, proud life milestone, proud memory, proud milestone, proud moment, proud moment in life, proud personal achievement, proud personal growth, proud personal success, proud progress, self accomplishment, smp, success story

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	2911
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	6420	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you proud of your ability to build a dirt house faster than anyone else? Or maybe you’re proud of your collection of rare chicken eggs that you’ve been hoarding for years? Well, if you want to show off your Minecraft skills in a server where the only rule is to have fun, then you’ve come to the right place! Join our SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!