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LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever! -
KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition
lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics! -
NoNakedZoneCraft
join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin! -
Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove
Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.
So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!
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IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills! -
SoloCraft: VacayVentures
Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.
So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!
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RackAttackChiroCraft
join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.