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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

NanoRNACraft

biopsy, blood nanoparticles, Blood Test, Cancer, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, innovation, Invasive, less invasive, liquid biopsy, Medical research, Nanoparticles, NanoRNACraft, new class, Precision medicine, prostate cancer, researchers, RNA, Technology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so like, listen up gamers, dis server is like, totally outta dis world. we got like, scientists and stuff finding new classes of RNA in blood nanoparticles, like what even is that? but like, it’s gonna help diagnose prostate cancer without even having to do surgery, like, mind blown, right?

join dis server and you’ll be part of the most epic quest to discover new ways to save lives using Minecraft. who knew blocky pixels could be so life-changing, amirite? plus, we got like, secret labs and stuff where you can conduct experiments and maybe even cure diseases in the game.

so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world through Minecraft, join dis server now. who needs med school when you got a pickaxe and a dream, right? let’s do dis, gamers!

BratzCraft Minecraft Server

“2000s”, Bratz, bratz dolls, bratz fashion, bratz toys, BratzCraft, Childhood, Collectibles, Discontinued, dolls, dolls collection, fashion, fashion dolls, Girls, iconic, it’s over, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, Popular, Server, Toys

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, say goodbye to those basic servers because on our server, it’s over bratz!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are actually friendly and will do your bidding. Want a creeper to be your personal bodyguard? Done. Need a skeleton to serenade you with a lullaby? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect them all and become the wealthiest player in the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It’s over bratz, and it’s just getting started!

“CraftyClutz Minecraft SMP” Good thing: I can build amazing structures with redstone Bad thing: I always accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base

accidentally, amazing, bad thing, base, BUILD, CraftyClutz, good thing, introspection, Minecraft, negative traits, personal growth, positive traits, redstoneBad, SELF AWARENESS, self awareness activities, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-awareness exercises, self-criticism, self-evaluation, set, SMPGood, Strengths, Structures, Tnt, Traps, weaknesses

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8572
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

One good thing about me is that I can build epic structures in Minecraft that will make your jaw drop. One bad thing is that I have a tendency to accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base… oops! But hey, at least it keeps things interesting on the server, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and epic builds that will leave you in awe. Just make sure to watch your step around me and my TNT shenanigans!

ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability discrimination, disability rights, disabled rights, disabled toilets, flare up, inflammatory bowel disease, inflammatory bowel disease flare, invisible disability, Invisible illness, judgemental, Respect, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom use, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is welcome, regardless of their disability status or lack thereof! We don’t discriminate here, unlike that wheelchair warrior who tried to gatekeep the disabled toilets in real life.

Join our server and build your own accessible toilets for all to use, disabled or not! Show that judgmental prick from the restaurant what true inclusivity looks like. Plus, you never know when you might need a quick escape to the virtual bathroom during a heated PvP battle – no judgment here!

So come on in, craft your heart out, and remember: on our server, everyone is disabled…ly awesome at Minecraft!

CraftyLuxeMC

appreciation, Childhood, CraftyLuxeMC, experiences, Gratitude, gratitude practice, growing up, humble beginnings, luxuries, Memories, mindset, Nostalgia, overcoming adversity, perspective, POVERTY, Reflection, resilience, simple pleasures, small things, Struggle, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	154	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury resort for all you former dirt hut dwellers out there!

Join our server and experience the high life with diamond-studded dirt blocks, golden apple trees, and a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground treasure vault filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie guards!

So why settle for a measly dirt hut when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the Minecraft high life!

PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

beauty industry, Beauty Products, Chemicals, Cosmetic ingredients, Cosmetics, Gestation, health risks, high blood pressure, makeup, maternal health, MAYHEM, parabens, Phenols, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnancy health, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, Risk, skincare, sunscreen, toxic chemicals

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Buildings Constructed:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	7776	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!