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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1148 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3299 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
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