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SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

anxiety, awkward encounters, Boredom, communication struggles, Confidence, conversation difficulties, DATING, emotional intelligence, Good, initiating contact, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Pleasantries, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self-expression, social awkwardness, Social Skills, Sperg, SpergCraft, Women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Votes:	1379	Emeralds Found:	4317

Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

Adventure, Craft, cultural immersion, easy life, Escape, freedom, Happiness, island life, Japan, Job, life change, locals, new beginnings, no rent, no work, Outsider, QUIT, quit your job, Reality, Relaxation, Remote Island, Self Discovery, stress free, travel, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Emeralds Found:	9678
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

Adventures, b.., Blaze, blocky, closed eyes, DRUG, effects, experiences, hallucinate, Hallucinations, HIGH, Images, INTENSE, Marijuana, mind-altering, Minecraft, PS paint, psychedelic, smoke, smokers, too much, Tripping, Trippy, Visuals, Weed, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

“Youth, aging, aging process, Appearance, attractiveness, beauties, beauty standards, blocky, bodily alterations, Confidence, debate, gender differences, Gender Roles, makeup, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, plastic surgery, self esteem, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, validation, Women

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

Backlash, Chuubas, controversy, discrimination, Drama, Entertainment, exclusion, feminism, Gender Identity, hate, Haterz, internet culture, LGBTQ, Nijisanj, Nijisanji, Online Community, sisters, social media, terf, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Western

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	861876
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3072

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	6997
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9032
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Void Armor Forged:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, authentic, blocky, Caring, committed, cuck, cucks, cute girl, dependable, faithful, faithful partner, genuine, Honest, kind-hearted, loving, Loyal, never cheat, Reliable, Sincere, Spice, true love, trustworthy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!