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SpeedyScanCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a wild ride!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. We have a reputation for giving the weirdest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed every chicken in the land and built a throne out of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of strange compliments and wacky stories await you in our pixelated paradise!

CraftingAddict

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

CraftyHackerzUnited

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Yogurt Block Party

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	You are over 18 years old You are an active player You love building
What we offer	A completely free world without plugins and other clutter A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30 A pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
Can I invite my friends to join?	We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

Horrifying Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	256	New Chunks Explored:	698996
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Votes:	3604
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!