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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 891 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.
Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!
Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?