OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we found a 2,000-year-old greek statue abandoned in a bag near trash cans!! like wut?? u can come see it and take selfies with it while u build ur own greek temple in minecraft!! it’s like history meets creativity meets trash cans, u can’t miss out on dis wild adventure!! plus, rumor has it dat da statue is haunted by a greek ghost who will help u mine diamonds and fight creepers!! join now before da statue gets taken back by da trash collectors!! #trashcanadventures #greekgoddessghosts #minecraftmadness
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PennyCraft Liberty
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can actually do that! join our server and be part of the epic quest to melt down all the pennies in america to build a giant copper statue of liberty in the game!we have crazy challenges like finding the rarest ores by digging through a maze of lava pits, or battling giant zombie chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them.
our community is full of hilarious players who will make u laugh till ur sides hurt, and our moderators are like magical unicorns who grant wishes (jk they just ban griefers but still pretty cool).
so come join us on this wild adventure and help us create the most ridiculous minecraft statue ever! who needs the real statue of liberty when u can have a giant copper one in a virtual world, amirite?
SledgehammerCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we behead stalin busts with sledgehammers for fun! it’s like a virtual russian park but with more chaos and explosions. join us for a wild ride of destruction and mayhem as we take down historical statues in the most ridiculous ways possible. who needs history when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity!PoseidonVsMexDeityCraft
LOL U GUYS, SO THE GODS WERE LIKE SUPER PISSED OFF, RIGHT? LIKE, MEXICO WAS TRYING TO PUT UP A STATUE OF POSEIDON, BUT THEN THIS LOCAL DEITY WAS LIKE “NAH, BRO, THIS IS MY TURF.” AND THEY GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT, LIKE A GODLY RAP BATTLE OR SOMETHING. AND THEN MEXICO WAS LIKE “FINE, WE’LL CANCEL POSEIDON, NO BIG DEAL.”SO, LIKE, IF U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, U CAN BE LIKE A GOD OR SOMETHING. U CAN HAVE EPIC BATTLES WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND CLAIM YOUR TURF. MAYBE U CAN EVEN BUILD A STATUE OF YOURSELF AND HAVE A GODLY RAP BATTLE WITH OTHER PLAYERS. IT’S GONNA BE LIT, BRO. JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE GODLY DRAMA.
GenitalCraft or CarvingCraft
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!