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> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crops Grown:	4129	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Animals Bred:	149
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	49
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Votes:	7085
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	299
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9123

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Divine Spears Created:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9566	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Ores Mined:	3884
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).