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BlockyMemez: where scuffed creativity meets pixelated chaos! 🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness #MemeMagic

/b/tards, /pol/tards, Apocalypse, BlockyMemez, Chaos, coomers, creativity, DOMINATING, dumb ass, eclipse, fucking with people, Good, meets, MemeMagic, memes, Minds.., MinecraftMadness, original idea, pixelated, Political, pro tips, retarded, Scuffed, stealing, Terrorist, Threads, wrong

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with coomers and political drama? Look no further, because our server is a shining beacon of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic adventures like stealing diamonds from other players, trolling your friends with ridiculous pranks, and uncovering the secrets of the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not be plotting an apocalypse).

Forget about political debates and coomer nonsense, on our server we only care about one thing – having a good time! So come on over and join the insanity, just remember – /pol/tards need not apply.

CraftyChristmasMaduro

christmas, Controversial Decision, CraftyChristmasMaduro, early celebration, economic collapse, Government, holiday declaration, humanitarian crisis, international reaction, Maduro, Nicolas Maduro, October, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, post-election, socialist regime, south america, Strife, TURMOIL, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

lol come join dis crazy minecraft server where every day is christmas in october cuz why not? maduro himself declared it so u know it’s gonna be lit. forget about the post-election strife in venezuela, come build and mine with us instead. we got llamas wearing santa hats and creepers dressed as elves, it’s a wild ride. join now for a chance to win a diamond block shaped like a reindeer, only on dis server where the madness never stops!

What is the IP for impulseSV Minecraft Server?

breeze farm, family friendly, hermit craft, hermitcraft, hermitcraft 10, hermitcraft new season, hermitcraft season 10, Hermitcraft Season X, Hermitcraft Server, Hermitcraft X, impulse, impulse base, impulse hermitcraft, impulseSV, Let’s Play, let’s play minecraft, Minecraft, minecraft hermitcraft, minecraft server, minecraft survival, minecraft tutorial, no swearing, Season 10, Server, trial chambers, wind charge farm, yt:quality=high

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15

ImpulseSV is a popular content creator and YouTuber known for his engaging and informative videos on the popular game Minecraft. With a focus on redstone engineering and creative building, ImpulseSV has amassed a large following of fans who enjoy his unique approach to the game. He is also a member of the Hermitcraft server, collaborating with other top Minecraft players to create captivating content for their audience. ImpulseSV’s dedication to quality and innovation has solidified his place as a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

LongHaul

Friendlycommunity, Longhaul, Minecraft, Plugins, qualityoflife, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to Long-Haul Minecraft Server! We are SMP with quality of life plugins. To keep the game fun but also close to vanilla as possible. We have a friendly community that is growing. Looking forward to seeing you join us!

longhaulserver.apexmc.co

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Back to School Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, Interlude Timeline, mats, Minecraft, NA General, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Sen-no-Rikyu, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Summoning Info, The Great Tea Ceremony Battle

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine fighting in The Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players duke it out with teacups and saucers instead of swords and axes. Or how about facing off against The Man Who Returned from Hell, a mysterious figure with a penchant for pranks and mischief?

But that’s not all – we also have a Back to School Campaign where you can enroll in classes like Creeper 101 and Enderman Etiquette. And don’t forget to check out our Summoning events, where you can try to summon the legendary GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Sen-no-Rikyu, a tea-loving warrior with a taste for victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Remember, in our world, anything can happen – and usually does!

””Trump Insider Here”” Minecraft SMP

controversial, exclusive, Insider, insider access, insider account, insider information, insider interview, insider knowledge, insider perspective, insider secrets, insider source, long tail tag, Minecraft, News, Political, Presidency, smp, social media, Status, tier10k, trump, Warning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

But beware, we’ve had reports of players getting sucked into the game and becoming actual Minecraft characters in real life. So if you’re ready for a wild ride and a chance to live out your blocky dreams, join us now! Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and a sense of humor.

InLawExit – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, departure date, discomfort, Etiquette, family dynamics, guest etiquette, guests, Hospitality, Hosting, in-laws, InLawExit, Manners, Marriage, Minecraft, overstay, Peace of mind, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	195436	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of having in-laws overstay their welcome? Look no further! Join our server where you can build a ranch property with a guest trailer 500 yards away for those pesky in-laws.

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries and confronting your wife and in-laws in-game, all while trying to maintain peace of mind. Will they ever leave? Will your wife ever understand? Find out on our server!

Join now and mark your calendar for the day your in-laws finally decide to pack up and leave. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when family overstays their welcome. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

iPadCraft: NoDaughterNoProblem

aita, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, crying, Dirty Looks, discipline, ENTITLEMENT, family, Flight, headphones, ignoring, ipad, iPadCraft, Manners, NoDaughterNoProblem, parenting, Respect, screen time, Technology, vacation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of entitled parents ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world drama! No entitled parents allowed, only cool kids with iPads (or any other device) are welcome here. Imagine a world where you can build and create without any interruptions from crying children or judgmental parents. Join now and say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to endless fun!

EvilVillager – Minecraft SMP

Antagonist, Cruelty, Daily Life, dark deeds, Despicable, Diabolical, evil person, evildoer, EvilVillager, harmful actions, immoral individual, Maleficent, MALEVOLENT, malicious behavior, Minecraft, nefarious character, personal experience, Sinister, sinister figure, smp, Villain, wickedness, wrongdoer

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with evil people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the most evil person you’ll come across is a creeper trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky friends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

CraftyPlotTwistMC

#revelation, Astonishing, CraftyPlotTwistMC, dramatic, eye-opening, Incredible, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, Mind Blowing, plot twist, Real Life, reddit, Shocking.., Surprising, twist in the story, Twist of fate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected turn of events, unforeseen circumstances

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	1422	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our server where every day is a new plot twist waiting to happen.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly llamas come to trade with you. But wait, they’re actually secret agents in disguise and they need your help to defeat the evil chicken army that’s planning to take over the server!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a hidden underground city filled with talking mushrooms who challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win rare loot. Who knew mushrooms had such killer moves?

And let’s not forget about the time when a group of mischievous pandas stole all the TNT on the server and challenged everyone to a game of explosive hide-and-seek. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. Who knows what crazy plot twist will happen next? It’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss out on!

BlockyKids GunZ & FunZ

“Youth, adolescents, BlockyKids, children, data analysis, Decrease, firearm-related deaths, FunZ, Gun Violence, GunZ, Healthcare, INCREASE, Injury-related mortality rates, North Dakota, policy, Prevention, public health, research, Rhode Island, Safety, statistics, trends, U.S. States

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5240
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!

If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.

So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!