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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9680 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 290 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Sex with niggers” event, where players can compete in a hilarious obstacle course that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pixelated pants. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the clouds, giving you a bird’s eye view of our wacky world.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including spontaneous dance parties with creepers and epic battles against zombie pigmen. See you there!