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  • Touchless Ceiling Gaze

    Touchless Ceiling Gaze
    join dis server if u want to experience da most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. da other day, a player built a house where da ceiling was da only thing dat got touched da least but looked at da most. it was so mind-blowing, it made everyone question their existence in da game. u never know what crazy things u will come across in dis server. so come join us and see for urself. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night where da creepers are da dancers. ain’t no party like a minecraft party on dis server!

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  • Brazilian Meta Minecraft Server

    Brazilian Meta Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that’s, like, totally out of this world? well, look no further, cuz this server is, like, the bomb dot com! we got, like, unicorns riding pigs, and, like, chickens that can do the macarena.

    oh, and get this, our server is so epic that it once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. true story, bro.

    also, did we mention that our server is, like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around on the ground? yeah, we’re basically rolling in bling over here.

    so, if you want to join a server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then come on over and join the fun! you won’t regret it, dude.

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  • AussieCraft: Meta Madness!

    AussieCraft: Meta Madness!
    lolz come join our minecraft server where we have kangaroos as pets and koalas as mounts! we got crocodiles in the water and drop bears in the trees, watch out mate! our server is so lit, even the kangaroos are doing sick parkour moves.

    we have a secret underground base where we keep all the vegemite and tim tams, you gotta pass the boomerang challenge to get in. our pvp arena is a giant didgeridoo where you battle it out with diamond swords and boomerangs.

    join us for a true aussie experience, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a drop bear with a taste for noobs. fair dinkum, mate!

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  • Zuck’s CrazyCraft Server

    Zuck’s CrazyCraft Server
    haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with happiness. like one time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro.

    also, the mobs in this server are like next level. creepers that do the cha cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. u ain’t gonna find that anywhere else, i tell ya.

    oh and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just dig straight down at spawn and u’ll find yourself grooving with some funky villagers.

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe a little bit of brain damage. but who needs a functioning brain anyway, amirite?

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  • MetaCraft: Brazilian FactCheckers

    MetaCraft: Brazilian FactCheckers
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    oh, and get this, we got a portal to a dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

    plus, we have, like, a secret society of talking cows who give out quests for you to complete. and if you do them, you get, like, super rare loot and stuff.

    so, like, join now before the evil creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese. cuz that would be, like, totally bummer, man.

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  • ElonCraft: The Dittman Chronicles

    ElonCraft: The Dittman Chronicles
    so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server where elon musk’s secret alter ego ‘adrian dittman’ hangs out? well, buckle up cuz this server is wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.

    if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.

    so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

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  • UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

    UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

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  • DebateCraft: Fact Check Fun!

    DebateCraft: Fact Check Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted pork chop, and a community of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

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  • HateCrafters

    HateCrafters
    Have you ever felt like creepers are constantly judging you for your building skills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, even the creepers will be in awe of your epic creations! Join us and show those pesky mobs who’s boss with your insane building skills.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken egg that hatches into a magical flying chicken mount. Who needs horses when you can soar through the skies on a majestic chicken?

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons, where you’ll face off against the fearsome Sheep of Doom. This woolly beast is said to have the power to turn players into sheep with a single bleat. Will you be able to resist its fluffy charm and emerge victorious?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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