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Scrubbing Toilets

  • HateMiningLoveCrafting

    HateMiningLoveCrafting
    Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Do you dread the thought of building yet another boring cobblestone castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

    Introducing… the Diamond-Dropping Chicken! Yes, you heard that right. Our chickens have been genetically modified to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you show off your diamond-studded armor, all thanks to our amazing feathered friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Kingdom, where the ruler is a giant cactus named Sir Prickles. Join forces with Sir Prickles and his army of cactus minions to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a journey like no other!

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  • ToiletTroubleCraft

    ToiletTroubleCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of living in a house with roommates who don’t appreciate the art of keeping a toilet bowl spotless? Look no further, because on our server, we take bathroom hygiene to a whole new level.

    Join us and learn the importance of scrubbing away those pesky poop stains immediately after you drop a deuce. Our community of players will teach you the proper way to keep your toilet sparkling clean, because let’s face it, nobody wants to be known as the roommate with the streaky bowl.

    Don’t be like the OP in this story, who had a poop-related awakening at a friend’s house. Take the plunge into a world where poop particles are a thing of the past and where every flush leaves your toilet looking like it just came out of the box.

    So come on down to our server and let’s clean up this mess, one poop stain at a time!

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