scrubbing toilets – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HateMiningLoveCrafting

Chores, cleaning, Cleaning out the fridge., Cooking, decluttering, dusting, Folding laundry, grocery shopping, HateMiningLoveCrafting, ironing, Laundry, meal planning, mowing the lawn, Organizing, Polishing silverware, scrubbing toilets, vacuuming, washing dishes, Weeding the garden, window cleaning, Yardwork

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Do you dread the thought of building yet another boring cobblestone castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Introducing… the Diamond-Dropping Chicken! Yes, you heard that right. Our chickens have been genetically modified to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you show off your diamond-studded armor, all thanks to our amazing feathered friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Kingdom, where the ruler is a giant cactus named Sir Prickles. Join forces with Sir Prickles and his army of cactus minions to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a journey like no other!

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ToiletTroubleCraft

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom cleanliness standards, bathroom etiquette, bathroom etiquette guidelines, bathroom habits, bathroom maintenance, cleaning habits, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, college living, housemates, hygiene, personal hygiene, poop stains, poop-related cleaning tips, roommate relationships, scrubbing toilets, toilet bowl cleaner, toilet cleaning, toilet hygiene, ToiletTroubleCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of living in a house with roommates who don’t appreciate the art of keeping a toilet bowl spotless? Look no further, because on our server, we take bathroom hygiene to a whole new level.

Join us and learn the importance of scrubbing away those pesky poop stains immediately after you drop a deuce. Our community of players will teach you the proper way to keep your toilet sparkling clean, because let’s face it, nobody wants to be known as the roommate with the streaky bowl.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, who had a poop-related awakening at a friend’s house. Take the plunge into a world where poop particles are a thing of the past and where every flush leaves your toilet looking like it just came out of the box.

So come on down to our server and let’s clean up this mess, one poop stain at a time!

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DrinkAndDigMC

acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

billionaire, breach of trust, CEO, Communication, controversy, CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak, elon musk, Ethics, gossip, hedge fund, leaked messages, Media, Nicolai Tangen, norway, Press, privacy, scandal, Technology, tesla, text messages, transparency

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?

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Bowl Drum Beats Server

Ancient Instruments, animal hides, beats, Bowl, creativity, cultural heritage, cultural practices, Drum, drums, History, innovation, Music, musical evolution, musical instruments, musical origins, musical traditions, percussion, Percussion instruments, rhythmic patterns, Server, sound experimentation, sound exploration, traditional music, wood bowls

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you hear the most epic drum solo ever. like, it’s so lit, you can’t help but join in and start jammin’ out with your fellow players.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have sick drum solos, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. yeah, you heard me right. llamas breakdancing. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have those too. they soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows in their wake. it’s like a magical fairy tale, but with bacon.

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about epic drum solos, breakdancing llamas, and flying pigs, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Whale Mama Energy Quest

#sustainability, 000 miles, 2.., 3.., 600 pounds, Birth, calves, climate change, conservation, ENERGY, energy demands, Environment, eXtraordinary, food supply, humpback whale, imperiled, MAMA, marine heatwaves, MOTHERS, nourish, Ocean, Quest, research, travel, Whale, wildlife

come join our epic minecraft server where we have humpback whale mothers as our protectors! they travel over 3,000 miles without food just to birth and nourish their 2,600-pound calves, now that’s dedication! but watch out, climate change and marine heatwaves are making their food supply disappear, so you better join our server quick before they all starve! plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server with giant whales as their guardians? it’s like free protection from any pesky griefers or mobs trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where humpback whales rule the land (or water, technically). it’s a whale of a time, trust us! 🐋🌊🎮

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Funnier Origins SMP

Active, activeplayers, artists, Builders, BuildingCommunity, Contentcreators, CPMModels, Customorigins, DatapackMakers, DedicatedGamers, funnier, Funserver, Hermitcraftinspired, LoreBuilding, LoreFocused, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, Origins, Roleplay, smp, Smpserver, UniqueOrigins, WhitelistedServer

FUNNIER ORIGINS SMP

Hello! I am looking for new Members to invite to the SMP! We want dedicated and active players on the SMP, We Create Unique Custom Origins and CPM Models for players and their characters! We mainly focus on Building & Lore, so be sure to expect that when joining!

Who we are Looking for:

Active Roleplayers/Builders
Content Creators
Datapack/Mod Makers
Artists

– Cool People in General!

Obviously you do not have to fill all these criteria, they are simply people we prefer in the application process, so here is the application! Be sure to fill it to the best of your ability, losers 😎

Application Form

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above
What kind of gameplay can I expect?	We focus on Building & Lore, with unique custom origins and models
Do I need to meet all the criteria mentioned?	No, they are preferred but not mandatory
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all members must adhere to for a positive experience

Eternal Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, Empire, Enya Ignis, ETERNAL, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Nikki Rei, poko rakun, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, Yena Youngblood

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further, because this server is the place to be! We’ve got Vtuber idols like Nikki Rei and Roca Rourin ready to party with you in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to hang out with Vtuber legends like Enya Ignis and Daisy Dandelion. It’s like a virtual party that never ends, and you’re invited!

So why waste time mining diamonds alone when you could be building epic structures with your favorite Vtuber idols? Join now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

Accommodation, adulting, Agreement, berlin, CANCELLATION, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Fairness, Financial, friendship, FriendshipCraft, group dynamics, holiday, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, payment, Promises, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social dynamics, trip planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this wild story of friends and money drama, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join us for the most intense virtual adventure of your life, where friendships are tested and alliances are made. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need?

So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this story!

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CraftyCreeperz – Let’s Name and Shame!

acceptance, American name, childhood struggles, CraftyCreeperz, cultural assimilation, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural pride, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, Family Values, fitting in, Immigrant, Lets, Maturity, name change, parenting, peer pressure, shame, teasing, tradition, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names and cultures, even if they’re as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being teased for your unique name, whether it’s from Africa, Europe, or even the Nether realm.

We’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll fit right in with your traditional name or your new American alias. Plus, we have a special quest where you can unlock the power of your name and use it to defeat the Ender Dragon!

Don’t be like poor little nephew getting teased for his name, come join us and let your name shine like a diamond pickaxe in the sun. And remember, kids may suck, but our server rocks! So why wait? Join now and show off your cultural pride while building epic structures and battling mobs with your unique name power!

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DeathByCreeper Minecraft SMP

anxiety, death anxiety, death fears, death phobia, death scenarios, DeathByCreeper, existential dread, fear of death, fear of dying, fear of mortality, Minecraft, mortality, phobias, smp, worst case scenarios, worst death, worst death experiences, worst death fears, worst death nightmares, worst death outcomes, worst death scenarios, worst death situations, worst ways to die

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more. The admin once turned into a giant potato and started throwing baked potatoes at everyone. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode llamas into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic, bro.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right?

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GovtFreeZone: No Rules, Just Blocks

abortion, blocks, civil liberties, conservatism, Conservatives, Ethics, freedom, Government, government intervention., GovtFreeZone, Ideology, individual rights, Laws, Marriage, morality, personal choices, political beliefs, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, rules, Social Issues, traditional values

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the government is always trying to control your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from oppressive rules and regulations! Join us and experience the freedom to build, mine, and craft without any interference from pesky bureaucrats.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles for control of the virtual world. Fight off hordes of zombie politicians and corrupt officials as you defend your right to game in peace. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner rebel as you defy the virtual laws of Minecraft and take back control of your gaming destiny!

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