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Scrubbing Toilets

  • HateMiningLoveCrafting

    HateMiningLoveCrafting

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Do you dread the thought of building yet another boring cobblestone castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

    Introducing… the Diamond-Dropping Chicken! Yes, you heard that right. Our chickens have been genetically modified to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you show off your diamond-studded armor, all thanks to our amazing feathered friends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Kingdom, where the ruler is a giant cactus named Sir Prickles. Join forces with Sir Prickles and his army of cactus minions to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a journey like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ToiletTroubleCraft

    ToiletTroubleCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of living in a house with roommates who don’t appreciate the art of keeping a toilet bowl spotless? Look no further, because on our server, we take bathroom hygiene to a whole new level.

    Join us and learn the importance of scrubbing away those pesky poop stains immediately after you drop a deuce. Our community of players will teach you the proper way to keep your toilet sparkling clean, because let’s face it, nobody wants to be known as the roommate with the streaky bowl.

    Don’t be like the OP in this story, who had a poop-related awakening at a friend’s house. Take the plunge into a world where poop particles are a thing of the past and where every flush leaves your toilet looking like it just came out of the box.

    So come on down to our server and let’s clean up this mess, one poop stain at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Lab

    The Lab

    New Minecraft Servers

    Overview

    Current Version 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
    Server Location Germany
    Render Distance 10
    Simulation Distance 10
    Game Mode Hard
    World Border 12,5k x 12,5k
    FireTick On (usually)

    Features

      • Banner Flags
      • Vanilla Refresh
      • Villager Leash
      • BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack
      • Head Database (/head)
      • Dynmap
      • Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
      • Armor statues

    FAQ

    How long has the server been running?

    The server is currently on its 4th season which started in the middle of August in ’24.

    Is the map going to reset soon?

    Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to reset for a very long time.

    What kind of events or minigames are available on the server?

    You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.

    Is there a modded server available?

    Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Earthly Explorer 1.20.1

    Earthly Explorer 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures you’ll ever experience!

    We’ve got giant white cocks for you to suck in the game – no shame, just fun!

    Explore new worlds and build amazing creations while embracing your deepest desires.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner brown male fantasy in a safe and welcoming environment.

    Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mom’sBF>MineGF Minecraft Server

    Mom’sBF>MineGF Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a break from real life chaos! Our server is filled with fun adventures and no Barb’s allowed!

    Escape the tension of calling someone “mom” against your will and join us for some epic building and exploring. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to Dave, the most supportive virtual dad you’ll ever meet.

    Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – just focus on crafting, mining, and having a blast with our friendly community. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChoreCraftRentDeal

    ChoreCraftRentDeal

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring roommates who can’t handle a little compromise? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of roommate drama and ridiculous reactions!

    Picture this: you and your friend are planning to move in together, but she can only afford a fraction of the rent. No problem, you think, I’ll just adjust my budget and take on some extra chores. But when you suggest this to her, she goes off the rails, accusing you of being an abusive man and refusing to compromise.

    But wait, there’s more! She reaches out to you about moving in, only to pull the rug out from under you and decide she wants to live alone. And to top it all off, she dismisses your feelings and brushes off your concerns as a joke.

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of roommate drama, outrageous reactions, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of entertainment in your own virtual world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ParentalPeculiarities Minecraft SMP

    ParentalPeculiarities Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

    Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a talking llama, fight off zombie villagers with enchanted tacos, and ride into battle on a giant chicken! Plus, our spawn area is a literal disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs and rainbow-colored sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, your parents never did anything this wild when they played Minecraft back in the day. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyGoodNewsMC

    BlockyGoodNewsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of the real world bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about the epic battles between our players and the legendary Ender Dragon! Who needs boring old news when you can be part of a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but you get the idea)! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (looking at you, Creeper explosions)! So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to our crazy Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VictoryCraft Minecraft Server

    VictoryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russia is taking over the world and declaring victory against ukraine and nato! build your own russian empire and conquer all the other players with your epic minecraft skills. join now and be part of the most chaotic and insane server you’ll ever experience! who needs peace when you can have war in minecraft?! come join the madness now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Trump’s Hot Mess Server

    Trump’s Hot Mess Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the weather is always warm and toasty, just like a cozy campfire on a summer night! we got scientists from NOAA running around trying to avoid linking the warm weather to climate change because they’re too busy building massive pixel art structures of donald trump and his toupee! it’s a wild ride full of conspiracy theories and secret government experiments, but hey, at least the sun is shining in our virtual world! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about climate change and minecraft servers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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