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BlockBusterBalls

BlockBusterBalls, emergency room visit, genital injury, genital trauma, groin injury, male anatomy, medical emergency, painful accident, painful experience, physical injury, reproductive health, scrotum injury, sensitive area, sports accident, sports injury, testicle injury, testicular pain, testicular trauma, traumatic event, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	6989
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4085
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

MonkeyMindCraft

aligning data, animal models, Behavior, brain region, comparative studies, cross-species framework, discovery, human cognition, human data, mental health, MonkeyMindCraft, monkeys, neuroscience, novel approach, PARANOIA, Psychology, research, Scientific method, scientists, species, study

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	93
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Villages Defended:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, u know how scientists r all like, “we found this brain region that makes u all paranoid and stuff”? well, guess what? on our server, we make that brain region EXPLODE with excitement! join us and experience a whole new level of paranoia-induced fun! u never know what’s gonna happen next, but that’s the thrill of it all, right? plus, we got monkeys and humans working together to create the most mind-blowing gameplay u’ve ever seen. come on, u know u wanna see what all the fuss is about. join us now and get ready for a wild ride!

IMPERIACRAFT CREATE YOUR OWN EMPIRE Minecraft server

banner, building, Community, Create, description, Empire, Gaming, IMPERIACRAFT, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Own, OWNER, personal account, Roleplaying, Server, your

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Zombie Dances:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Star Shards Collected:	142
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

The owner of the server «IMPERIACRAFT CREATE YOUR EMPIRE» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.imperiacraft.ru

Murky PVP: Where kangaroos hop into battle with koalas armed with eucalyptus leaves

Armed, battle, Bragging rights, call of duty, Classes, Combat, Eco Pets, eucalyptus, geared up, Hop, Kangaroos, Koalas, Ladder, Lag, leaderboard, leaves, mmo, MONEY, Murky, Nuketown, Oceanic, preset items, PvP, Questlines, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Skills, smp, Train Pets, zombie

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

MurkPVP Minecraft Server

SERVER IP: murkpvp.sparked.network

OCEANIC HOSTED !!! NO LAG FOR AUS AND ASIA

!!!OLD COMBAT SYSTEM!!!

Features:

MCMMO	Introduces an RPG-like skill system where you can level up skills such as mining, woodcutting, and combat.
Mob Arena	Team up with friends or go solo to survive as many rounds as possible with rewards and leaderboard.
Quests	Over 200 quests with rewards and questlines to gear up and level up skills.
Eco Pets	Adopt and train pets to assist you in combat and resource gathering with unique abilities.

Adding new content regularly with no map resets. Looking for future moderators. Contact on Discord to play together!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there any lag for players in Australia and Asia?	No, the server is oceanic hosted to minimize lag for players in those regions.
Are there map resets on this server?	No, there will be no map resets on this server.
How can I become a moderator on the server?	The server is looking for players who can moderate in the future. Contact on Discord for more information.

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Anime, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Gaming, hoyoverse, In-game codes, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, RPG, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Trailer, Uniform, Website, Where the Miracle Began, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZenlessZoneZero, ZZZ stickers, ZZZ2024, ZZZFREE100, ZZZTVCM

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest beats! 2. The pigs here can fly and do backflips while wearing sunglasses. No joke. 3. Our diamond swords are so sharp, they can cut through the fabric of reality itself. 4. The zombies are actually really good at karaoke. Who knew the undead had such great vocal cords? 5. Our Ender Dragon is a total drama queen and loves to put on a show for all the players. 6. The villagers throw the most epic parties, complete with disco balls and fireworks. 7. We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, but you have to solve riddles written by a talking chicken to find them. 8. The sunsets on our server are so breathtaking, they’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

SpanCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, competitive spirit, Defeat, Eurocup 2024, european football, Football Fans, France, historical moment, INTENSE GAME, match analysis, memorable event, Minecraft, national teams, Semifinals, Server, Soccer, spain, Spancraft, sports, sports history, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	158
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Eurocup 2024! Picture this: Spain and France facing off in a epic battle, but instead of soccer players, it’s Minecraft characters fighting it out for victory! Will Spain come out on top again, or will France finally get their revenge? Join our server to find out and be a part of this historic moment in gaming history! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

OnionFreeZone Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Communication, cultural cuisine, customer service, dining out, family dynamics, food allergies, food preferences, food waste, Minecraft, OnionFreeZone, onions, personal boundaries, pho.., picky eater, restaurant etiquette, Server, sibling relationships, taste preferences, Vietnamese food

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Alien Abductions:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3858
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of Vietnamese restaurants and enjoy a world free of spring onions! We promise no sneaky onions will ruin your gaming experience here.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own noodle-free paradise. Our server is so onion-free, even the creepers stay away in fear of your anti-onion powers.

Don’t let anyone tell you that being picky about onions is wrong. Embrace your onion-free lifestyle and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret onion-free Pho recipe hidden in the depths of our server.

So come on, leave the onions behind and join us for a hilarious and onion-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it to avoid those pesky spring onions at all costs!

SIL’s Used Dress Drama

bridezilla, Drama, dress, family drama, family pressure, Fiance, generational tradition, in-laws, mother’s dress, personal choice, sils, sister-in-law, wedding attire, wedding ceremony, wedding conflict, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding dress dilemma, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding gift, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crops Grown:	1434
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of family drama like never before.

Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining away, when suddenly your in-laws show up and demand you wear their wedding dress instead of your own mother’s heirloom gown. The tension is high, the tears are flowing, and the insults are flying. Will you stand your ground and defend your honor, or will you give in to the pressure and wear the “modern” dress?

But wait, there’s more! Your fiancé might just call you a “bitchy cunt” for standing up for yourself. And who knows, maybe he’ll give you the silent treatment for days on end just to really spice things up.

So come join our server and experience the wedding dress showdown of a lifetime. Who needs actual wedding planning when you can have all the drama and chaos right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

RegretCraft

10. Wishes, 11. Learning from the past, 12. Growing older, 13. Regretful decisions, 14. Youthful experiences, 15. Seizing the moment, 16. Carpe diem, 17. Lessons learned, 18. Living without regrets, 19. Making memories, 2. Youth, 20. Embracing opportunities., 3. Missed opportunities, 4. Reflection, 5. Life choices, 6. Past mistakes, 7. Looking back, 8. Time gone by, 9. Unfulfilled dreams, RegretCraft, regrets

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Meteorites Collected:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server when you were young? Well, let me tell you, you missed out on some epic adventures! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against creepers. Don’t make the same mistake twice, join our server now and make up for lost time!

RedstoneRussianPrez

Campaign, collusion, cybersecurity, election, Foreign, influence, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Manipulation, Misinformation, Official, Politics, Preference, Propaganda, RedstoneRussianPrez, russia, SECURITY, trump, US, Victor

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2713	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some crazy spy drama? well do i have the server for u! we got spies, we got election drama, we even got russia involved! join now to see if u can uncover the truth behind this wild conspiracy. plus, trump is involved so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us for some minecraft fun and political intrigue!

BlockBusterBoredom

#announcement, anticipation, audience engagement, BlockBusterBoredom, death, delayed gratification, entertainment industry, EXCITEMENT, extended timeline, fan base, Fans, film industry, long wait, marketing strategy, media buzz, movies, production schedule, promotional tactics, release dates, series, time frame

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

so, u want to join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance! seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself would be jealous.

u know why u should join? because we have a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make u richer than notch himself. plus, our server is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghosts of all the noobs who couldn’t handle the awesomeness? yeah, they’re always trying to steal our enchanted golden apples, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja sheep to protect us.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your minecraft life! just be careful not to get lost in the nether, or else u might end up in a parallel universe where chickens rule the world. true story.