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HandsomeCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, Confidence, good looking, handsome, HandsomeCraft, narcissism, Perception, physical appearance, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-image, self-obsession, self-perception, Vanity

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	134	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	8747
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

join our minecraft server and find out if you are too handsome to handle! we have a special mirror block that will show you your true beauty, but be warned, some players have turned into diamonds from the shock of their own attractiveness! come join us and see if you can handle the heat of your own hotness! #mirrorblockmadness #diamondsareforever #minecraftbeauty

Bluerage

Bluerage, boat, Community, Discord, effects, Exploration, Gray, Islands, Minecraft, Ocean, Private, Request, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, swim, Underwater structures, Unique, Vanilla, water villages, Whitelist, Without Donate

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Bluerage is different from many other vanilla and semi-vanilla projects. We want to stand out from the crowd of similar servers in this format, and therefore, without the help of mods, we changed certain aspects of survival.

So, the entire server world consists of small islands, water villages, new underwater structures and a huge ocean – players will need to swim across the ocean to start exploring the world. However, it’s not so easy to get into a boat and sail, because beyond the islands the Grayness extends over almost the entire surface of the ocean. Gray makes it difficult for the player to swim: as soon as the player enters the Gray zone, several effects are applied to him that cannot be easily removed with milk. In other aspects, the Bluerage server tries not to deviate from the canons of vanilla servers.

To access our server, you must leave a request on the project’s discord server (discord.gg/esPuhJQYYY)

bluerage.fun:25777

Politics, Gold, and Geopolitics on DiplomaticaMC: The Friendly Server for Minecraft Mayors!

1:500, alliances, building, DiplomaticaMC, dream city, Earth Map, Friendly, Geopolitics, GOLD, Gold Economy, Mayors, Minecraft, Nations, non-p2w, Politics, rare items, Server, smp, society, staff-built dungeons, Top, Towny, Unique Tools

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord server	discord.gg/eWvxmKDkfG
Dynmap link	TBD
Version	1.20.4

We are currently running a beta for the server that will end on June 15th!

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on TerraMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring an earth map. On this server, any real-life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands. The server features a 1:500 map in which every block will count for 500 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard and is used to create towns and countries via the Towny plugin. There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up. Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players! With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap and non-P2W. On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you can stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How long is the beta period running for?	The beta period will end on June 15th.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on version 1.20.4.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is diplomaticamc.com.
How can players support the server?	Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in the server store.

ZoomerCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, acting black, Black culture, cultural appropriation, cultural influence, digital age, generation z, identity politics, internet culture, Meme culture, millennial behavior, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, racial appropriation, racial identity, Server, social media, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, youth trends, ZoomerCraft, zoomers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Villages Defended:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a noob? Well, look no further because our server is filled with zoomers who are obsessed with acting black and black culture! Join us for a wild ride as we build the most lit structures and slay mobs with swag. Plus, you never know when a dance battle might break out in the middle of a PvP match. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

The Blocky Bed & Breakfast Minecraft Server

(PILOT), AO3, assassin business, Bara, Bed.., Blitzo, blocky, booru, Breakfast, Charlie, creator, Demons, Discord, Episode playlist, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, Official Website, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, youtube channel

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss in blocky form! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. But wait, there’s more! Help Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona run their small assassin business in Hell while trying to survive each other’s antics.

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are lining up to check out into Heaven! Dive into the madness with our custom Bara Edition OP Template and experience the ultimate blend of demons, angels, and everything in between.

Join now for a chance to build your own demon empire, battle it out with friends in Helluva Boss-inspired mini-games, and maybe even catch a glimpse of Charlie trying to convince Satan to invest in her hotel. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

RedstoneFlusherCraft

bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, Empathy, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, hygiene, menstruation, menstruation stigma, Period, period shaming, RedstoneFlusherCraft, relationships, Respect, societal expectations, stigma, Transgender, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	992813	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	266	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blood and toilet paper in our exclusive bathroom-themed world. Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be challenged to flush the toilet and clean up after yourself in a hilarious twist on the usual Minecraft gameplay.

But that’s not all! Engage in deep conversations with other players about the societal stigma surrounding periods and whether it’s appropriate to ask someone to flush. Dive into the drama and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate period advocate.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild, wacky, and totally absurd adventure like no other!

ToiletWineCraft

fermentation process, forbidden beverages, hidden brewing, homemade alcohol, illegal brewing, improvised brewing, inmate creativity, makeshift alcohol, making wine, prison contraband, prison culture, prison economy, prison life, restricted ingredients, risky behavior, secret stash, toilet brewing, toilet wine, ToiletWineCraft, underground alcohol, unique recipes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	8352	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience of crafting your own toilet wine just like in prison! Don’t worry about the logistics, we have a special block that combines the powers of a toilet and a wine barrel for all your brewing needs.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the underground prison cells, dodging guards and crafting the finest toilet wine known to man. Who needs a bathroom when you can have a winery in your cell?

So come on, join our server and unleash your inner prison winemaker. Just be sure to watch out for the guards – they might want a taste of your forbidden fruit!

VaquitaVoyage Minecraft Server

Animal protection, animal welfare, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, endangered, endangered animals, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, Expedition, Gulf of California, marine conservation, marine life, marine mammal, mexico, Minecraft, ocean conservation, Server, Sights, vaquita porpoises, VaquitaVoyage, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

lol wut? come join our minecraft server where we have more vaquita porpoises than Mexico! our underwater world is filled with these rare creatures, you can even ride them like dolphins! we have a secret mission to save the vaquita porpoises from extinction by building them a giant underwater city with tacos and sombreros for everyone! join us now and be a hero for the vaquita porpoises! VIVA LA PORPOISES!

FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Enchantments Applied:	280
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Divine Spears Created:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Blood Moons Survived:	0

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!