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CraftyHungarian Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHungarian, crisis management., displaced persons, eastern europe, european union, Eviction, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, Hungary, immigration, international relations, legal issues, Minecraft, new law, Refugees, Server, Shelters, social services, Ukraine

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5728	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	New Chunks Explored:	688064
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	185
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster. you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha.

our server is so lit, Hungary is reportedly evicting Ukrainian refugees just to come play with us. like, who needs shelter when you can build a sick castle in Minecraft, amirite?

come join the party, where the only rule is to have a blast. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and unicorns. then maybe stay away.

WarCraftTV – HUR Hackz

cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, digital disruption, digital warfare, global tensions, HACKING, Hackz, Hur, HUR hacks, information manipulation, information warfare, international conflict, media censorship, media manipulation, online warfare, political tensions, Propaganda, Reality of war, Russian TV channels, WarCraftTV

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Votes:	3766	Love Letters Sent:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HACKED RUSSIAN TV CHANNELS AND SHOWN THEM THE REALITY OF WAR. WE BLEW THEIR MINDS WITH OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SKILLS AND NOW THEY’RE ALL LIKE “WOW, WE NEED TO JOIN THAT SERVER ASAP!” COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE REVOLUTION, WHERE WE FIGHT WITH PIXELATED SWORDS AND BATTLE CREEPERS LIKE THEY’RE THE RUSSIAN ARMY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #MINECRAFTREVOLUTION #EPICWARFARE #HACKERSFORLIFE 😎🔥🚀

CraftyGunz

Adolescent Suicide, CraftyGunZ, Firearm Purchase Laws, firearms, gun control, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, legal regulations, legislation, mental health, Mental Health Laws, Minimum Age, policy impact, Preventing Tragedies, Prevention, public policy, Public Safety, Suicide prevention, Youth Access to Guns, youth mental health, Youth Suicide

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Emeralds Found:	8921	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magic Items Found:	2508	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Herobrine is jealous!

First off, we got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! And get this, every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride into battle! Yeah, you heard me right, DRAGONS!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, haunted mansions haunted by ghostly villagers, and even a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Pigmen!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels griefers and hackers like they’re nothing but pesky silverfish!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can be slaying zombies and building epic castles in this insane Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, BagCraft, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Event, Friends, From Opera 0068 with Love, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers start dancing around you like it’s a party! But don’t worry, our server has special events like the Moonlight Dream where you can battle against the Fury of Set in a field with light armor. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions!

And if that’s not enough, we have Total Assault challenges like ShiroKuro where you’ll face insane and tormenting obstacles with yellow damage. It’s like trying to navigate through a maze while being chased by a herd of angry cows!

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, commissions, and account XP boosts that will have you leveling up faster than you can say “creeper”. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Torahiko’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Admiration, adoration, Adventures, Affection, Boyfriend, Caring, cheerful, Commitment, devotion, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, STRONG, Support, Torahiko, Torahikos

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	3537
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your own Torahiko! Our server is filled with handsome and charming players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. Who needs diamonds when you have a supportive and loving Minecraft boyfriend by your side?

But be warned, not all relationships on our server are smooth sailing. Rumor has it that there’s a secret love triangle brewing between three players who just can’t seem to figure out who they want to be with. Will they choose love or diamonds? Only time will tell.

So come join us for a chance at finding your Minecraft soulmate or getting caught up in some drama that would make a soap opera jealous. Love is in the air on our server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the romantic shenanigans.

BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

aita, baby, BabyPunisher, Boundaries, Communication, cousins, family, family dynamics, germs, Labrador, Minecraft, moral high ground, Nursery, PARANOIA, parenting, Protect, relationships, Resentment, Server, Siblings, sister, tit for tat, toddlers

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	865	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

FosterCraftBabyNames

baby names, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Expectations, family, foster care, FosterCraftBabyNames, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Siblings, SIL, Support, Trauma, triggering, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Potions Brewed:	89
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

album reviews, artist spotlight, current playlist, favorite songs, Minecraft, Music, music charts, music community, music discovery, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music genres, music lovers, music playlists, music recommendations, music streaming, music trends, new releases, popular music, smp, top tracks, TuneIn2Me

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

Babes, bedrock, Game, Spice

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7638	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Crops Grown:	5809	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Emeralds Found:	3386

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

alarm clocks, alarm sound, AlarmCraft, daily habits, daily routine, digital age, digital alarms, global wake up call, mass awakening, millions of people, mobile devices, modern society, morning routine, phone alarms, repetitive sounds, Rise, shared experiences, smartphones, synchronized alarms, Technology, technology impact, waking up

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9002
Love Letters Sent:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!