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CubaCraft Minecraft Server

Amnesty, biden, civil rights, communism, Cuba, CubaCraft, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, foreign policy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, list, Minecraft, Politics, prisoners, Release, sanctions, Server, state sponsors of terrorism, united states

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we free 553 virtual prisoners every day just like cuba did after biden said they weren’t terrorists anymore lol. build your own cell block and break out with your friends in a wild escape adventure. but watch out for the virtual guards, they’re tougher than you think. join now for the ultimate prison break experience!

OscarsCraft: ExpelRussia!

Ambassador, Australian, crisis management., diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, Expelling, ExpelRussia, expulsion, FEARS, foreign affairs, foreign policy, government response, international affairs, international relations, Minister, Oscar Jenkins, OscarsCraft, Penny Wong, political tensions, russia, Warns

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine a world where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got, like, a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can, like, mine for diamonds while riding on a magical rainbow slide. it’s, like, totally rad, man.

oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you can team up with your friends to take it down and claim its golden egg of power.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s, like, out of this world insane, then, like, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Chunky Pixel Pals

alternate metric, BMI, body composition, chunky, Commission, definition, Experts, health, measurements, obesity, PALS, PIXEL, supplement metric

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Votes:	8009	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	243	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to play minecraft on a server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance the macarena? well, look no further, cuz this server is the craziest, most wackadoodle place you’ll ever experience in your blocky life.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow named moocow who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and lava waterfalls. our players are all unicorns in disguise, so expect to be surrounded by glitter and rainbows at all times.

oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor? or that if you build a house out of dirt, it turns into a castle made of gold? yeah, that’s just the kind of magic you can expect on this server.

so come on down and join us for the ride of your life. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server this bonkers? trust us, you won’t regret it.

⭐RedLine⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ Events server Minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, RedLine Gryf Bosses Events, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3067
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Buildings Constructed:	33

The owner of the “RedLine Gryf Bosses Events” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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The Toebob SMP

10GB RAM, 24/7 server, active player base., awesome place to play, building maestro, Chaos, Community, discord server, Quality-of-life plugins, redstone wizard, shopping district, Small Community, smp, sweet builds, Toebob, wacky times, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Toebob SMP Overview

Features	Description
Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins	Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!
An (in-the-works) shopping district	Exciting marketplace for players
An active player base	Engage with other players in the community
Toebob	A unique feature of the server

Why Join Toebob SMP?

24/7 server with 10gb ram
Lit Discord server and community
A dash of chaos for fun

Join us for wacky times, sweet builds, and a community you’ll love being a part of. Whether you’re a redstone wizard, a building maestro, or just someone looking for an awesome place to play, Toebob SMP welcomes you with open arms!

Ready to join?

Click here to join our Discord server and get whitelisted.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to get whitelisted.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord server for the server rules.
Can I use mods on the server?	We allow certain quality-of-life mods, but please check with admins before using any specific mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server.

Epic Ascension 1.20

Ascension, Epic, G’s C, G’s C hyper, G’s C motivation, G’s C rise, G’s C supreme, Hyper, hyper motivation, hyper supreme rise, motivation, motivation motivation, motivation rise, motivation supreme, Rise, rise hyper, rise motivation, rise supreme, SUPREME, supreme hyper, supreme motivation, supreme rise

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mines Excavated:	4573
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Void Gems Collected:	39
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8220
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Well, look no further than this epic server that is like a rainbow unicorn riding a double rainbow while eating a taco made of pure awesomeness.

Join us and experience the hyper-supreme rise of motivation as you build, craft, and battle your way to victory. This server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the floss dance and the zombies are asking for autographs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly mind-blowing? Don’t be a square, join the coolest Minecraft server in the universe and let the good times roll.

BlockyShrinkNeeded

anxiety, BlockyShrinkNeeded, coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, emotional distress, emotional stability, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental illness, Mental well-being, Professional help, seeking help, seeking treatment, self-care, signs of needing therapy, stress, Support, Therapy, therapy benefits

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
New Chunks Explored:	10820	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4869	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you constantly building dirt houses in Minecraft because you have an irrational fear of creepers blowing up your fancy builds? Do you spend hours mining for diamonds only to accidentally fall into lava and lose everything? Do you find yourself talking to your virtual Minecraft pets more than you do to real people? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you definitely need therapy. But instead of seeking professional help, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our therapy sessions involve battling zombie hordes, exploring mystical realms, and unleashing your creativity in ways you never thought possible. So come join us and let’s mine our way to mental health together!

CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister

Campaign, Canada, Canadian economy, Canadian politics, Central Banker, CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister, economic policy, election, Federal Election, future leader, Government, interview, jon stewart, leadership, Mark Carney, political ambitions, political commentary, Politics, Potential Candidate, prime minister, public office

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	72
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? mark carney, the dude who used to be all about money and stuff, well he’s like, “hey, i wanna be the prime minister of canada now.” and he pretty much said it in an interview with jon stewart, like, no big deal.

but, like, here’s the thing, if you join our minecraft server, you can be part of mark carney’s campaign team! you can help him build a virtual canada where everyone is happy and there’s free diamonds for everyone! plus, if you join now, you get a special diamond pickaxe with mark carney’s face on it! how cool is that?

so, like, come join our server and help mark carney become the next prime minister of canada! who needs real politics when you can have minecraft politics, amirite?

Strong Love Connections

Connections, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Human Behavior, lifetime sexual partners, long-term relationships, love, MATE SELECTION, mating strategies, Men, muscle mass, partner preferences, Physical fitness, physical strength, reproductive success, sexual attraction, sexual behavior, Social Relationships, STRONG, upper body strength, Women

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Votes:	1104	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Yo, so like, if you wanna flex your muscles and get all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge), then you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! We got all the tools and resources to help you level up your physical strength and sexual prowess in the virtual world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you come across a group of creepers. Instead of running away like a wimp, you flex your upper body strength and take them down like a boss. The ladies (or dudes) will be lining up to join your team, trust me.

And get this, if you join our server, you’ll have access to exclusive long-term relationship quests. Complete them and you’ll unlock special perks like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server to find your soulmate, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate alpha player in the Minecraft universe. Your muscles and your love life will thank you later.

Meltx mc

Adventure, bedrock, Chest Shops, Community, Community Focused, Economy, Fun, gameplay, home slots, java, Journey, LifeSteal, No Grief, Plugins, prefixes, Ranks, Server, Skyblock, smp, Version 1.21., Voting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9235

Java IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679 Bedrock IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679

Version: 1.21+

Welcome to MeltxMC, an exceptional server celebrated for its outstanding community-focused gameplay. We’re a relaxed, no-grief, economy-driven SMP server that places community and fun above all else. Running on version 1.21+, the server warmly welcomes both Java and Bedrock players to join in the adventure!

We feature a range of plugins designed to enrich your gameplay experience while maintaining the classic Minecraft essence.

Support the server by voting to earn free ranks, unlocking perks like extra home slots, unique prefixes, chest shops, and other exciting rewards!

So grab a seat, get comfortable, and join us for an unforgettable journey with MeltxMC!

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