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CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8971	New Chunks Explored:	223468
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	3177	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

RoomRaidersMC

Boundaries, Communication, expanding family, family dynamics, family expectations, Futon, future plans, guest accommodations, guest room, holiday tensions, hosting guests, Nursery, office space, parenting, peaceful resolutions, personal priorities, prioritizing others, relationships, RoomRaidersMC, small living space, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4099
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming experience over everything else, just like this player prioritizes her own comfort over her dad’s expectations!

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without worrying about accommodating annoying guests. No need for pull-out couches or Murphy beds here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Just like this player put her foot down with her dad, you can put your foot down and demand the best gaming experience possible. No need to entertain guests for days on end, just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time.

So come on over to our server, where we promise not to judge you for wanting to prioritize yourself and your gaming experience. Happy mining in 2025!

CraftyCash SMP

Budget, budget buster, cheap hobby, costly, costly activity, costly hobby, costly hobbyist, costly pastime, CraftyCash, expensive, expensive hobby, expensive interest, expensive pursuit, financial burden, financial strain, high cost, money drain, Money Pit, pricey hobby, PRICEY., smp, wallet draining hobby

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

ToxicCraft – Where the Fans are Scarier Than the Creepers

aggressive fans, CREEPERS, cyberbullying, extreme fans, extreme loyalty, fan toxicity, fan wars, fanatical behavior, Fans, negative behavior, negative fanbase, negative fandom, obsessive fans, online harassment, online toxicity, scarier, toxic behavior, toxic community, toxic culture, toxic fanbase, toxic fandom, toxic fans, ToxicCraft, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Potions Brewed:	195	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most toxic fanbase you will ever encounter! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of trolling. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a server full of craziness and mayhem? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity mix, energy consumption, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, germany, green energy, Minecraft, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, renewable sources, renewables, Server, Solar, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1313
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more renewable energy than Germany in 2024, like whaaat?! Our solar panels be poppin’ off at 14% contribution, like we’re basically the sun’s BFF. Join us and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the universe, where even the creepers recycle their TNT. Don’t miss out on this lit adventure, come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌞🌍💥

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Alien Abductions:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Crops Grown:	2116
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Magic Items Found:	4462	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4692
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Items Found:	7713
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!