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BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

25th birthday, alone, amusement park, BdayBlunder, Birthday, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, hurt feelings, Leave, Minecraft, Plans, relationship, roller coaster, Screwed Up, Server, Understanding, Upset, vacation, work

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3969
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

BlockyLogic: NormalButScrewed

BlockyLogic, conformity, critical thinking, culture, ethical dilemmas, Individuality, moral ambiguity, normal, NormalButScrewed, norms, perspective, Questioning, Reflection, Screwed Up, social conditioning, societal constructs, societal contradictions, societal expectations, societal issues, societal norms, society, Thought-provoking

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6348
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our wacky world where everything is turned upside down!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy, even the chickens wear sunglasses and ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ores Mined:	8244
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

Time Traveling Monkey Madness

alien sightings, Alternate Realities, conspiracy theories, cryptid sightings, dominant species, evolutionary changes, extraterrestrial encounters, Future, long tail tags, madness, Mammals, MONKEY, monkeys, mysterious creatures, paranormal activity, past, Screwed Up, speculative fiction, Time, time travel theories, time travellers, Traveling, unexplained phenomena, vertebrates

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your lil minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! you see a freakin’ alien or cryptid or whatever. but get this, what if those sightings are actually just time travelers who messed up big time in the past and now they’re comin’ back to a future where monkeys and mammals and vertebrates are like, ruling the world or somethin’. like, how crazy is that?!

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky adventure, then you gotta join our server. we got all sorts of crazy stuff happenin’, from time-traveling monkeys to alien invasions. trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers server out there. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of insane shenanigans we can get into together. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind those alien sightings. or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Edamame’s Musical Chairs Minecraft Server

apartment floor, Automation, Burn, Chairs, death, Edamames, Edamamesighety, Fall, fate, Fire, hopes and dreams, Human Resource, hustle, Minecraft, Musical, musical chairs, Prizes, rat race, replaced, Scientific, Server, Slavery, Storm, strawhut villagers, Surviving, train yourself, turn of a card, winning

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surviving is just the beginning! Join us as you navigate through a world where you’ve been replaced by strawhut villagers and treated like a mere “human resource”. But fear not, because the prizes for winning in this rat race are truly out of this world!

Picture this: you can choose to either burn to your death, fall to your demise, or for those feeling extra adventurous, why not set yourself on fire first and then take the plunge? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! As you fight to stay alive in this cutthroat world, remember that they feast on your hopes and dreams, chewing you up and spitting you out as bones. It’s not fate that took us all by storm, it’s just the turn of a card in this twisted game of survival.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where slavery never ended, it just became scientific. Who knew virtual reality could be this wild?

Vote Fraud Master – VFM Minecraft SMP

AZ.., Ballot Box Arson, Content Creator, election fraud, Election Fuckery, election integrity, Election Investigations, election manipulation, Election Misconduct, Election Scandals, election security, election transparency, fraud, Heredia, Illegal Offices, Info Gathering, Master, Minecraft, oldfag, PA Election Lawsuits, smp, us elections, us politics, VFM, Vote, voter fraud

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Hey there fellow gamers, seasoned player turned meme lord here. Looking for fellow conspiracy theorists to join my Minecraft SMP where we uncover the truth behind the rigged US elections. We’ve already discovered 4 secret illegal offices in Georgia and witnessed some ballot box arson in Oregon and Washington. But we need your help to gather evidence for the Pennsylvania election lawsuits and expose that shady Heredia guy in Arizona. Join us on this wild journey as we dive deep into the world of election fraud and maybe even uncover some alien conspiracies along the way. Trust me, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious SMP out there. Let’s expose the truth and have a good laugh while doing it!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, AI translations, banter, blocky, Falcom, Falcom General, Famitsu sales, Farewell O Zemuria, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, kuro, Minecraft, Oath in Felghana, Server, survey, Toshihiro Kondo, Trails, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, Ys, Ys Memoire, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more cows than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all decked out in the latest designer udder accessories. Plus, our server is so epic, it’s like the Ys Memoire of Minecraft worlds.

Join us and you’ll be living the Ys X: Nordics dream, battling it out with mobs in epic quests that will leave you breathless. And don’t worry about getting lost, because our server is so user-friendly, even a villager could navigate it.

So why wait? Join now and experience the legend of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your diamond sword and your sense of adventure – you’re gonna need ’em!

The Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Advanced Bounty, Boopons, character demo, Cunning Hares, En-Nah, Friendship Fair, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, Sixth Street market fair, smp, Soul Hounds III, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Votes:	517	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so bonkers, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim 10 free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes for in-game goodies like ZENLESSGIFTHS and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC. Who needs diamonds when you have ZENLESSGIFTHS, are we right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of virtual revenge, cunning hares, and friendship fairs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! #BestServerEver #MinecraftMadness

Confusing Men Minecraft Server

Confusing, discrimination, Enslavement, equality, Evil, feminism, Gender issues, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, inspiration, love, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, Paintings, poetry, relationships, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most confusing and unpredictable players around! Our players claim to love building and crafting, they profess their love for mining and exploring, they’ve been inspired by redstone creations and epic battles, but they still can’t resist pranking each other and starting crazy wars? How can you love something and yet want to blow it up with TNT? Are all players just insane?

Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Build your dream castle only to have it destroyed by a sneaky player, team up with friends to take on epic quests only to have them turn on you in the end. You never know what to expect on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the craziness of our Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Multi Search Minecraft SMP

google images, internet search, metasearch, Minecraft, Multi, multisearch, online research, search, search algorithms., search efficiency, search engine, search functionality, search methodology, search optimization, search options, search process, search query, search results, search strategy, search techniques, search tools, smp, tabs, web browsing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4709	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of searching for diamonds in Minecraft like a peasant? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a special multisearch feature that sends your search query to every search engine in existence all at once – talk about efficiency!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding rare items in the game with the power of unlimited search engines at your fingertips. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have the power of the internet on your side?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you? Join now and find out!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Potions Brewed:	181	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Tsukihime Anime Minecraft Server

adaptation, animation, Anime, character design, Community, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, dislike, Expectations, fanbase, Fandom, flaws, Minecraft, nasuverse, Opinions, Plot, reception, Server, tsukihime, unpopular, visual novel

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crops Grown:	9968	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend it against any griefers or trolls. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

collapse, Emotional healing, hating the world, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, regular, regular hatred, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-hatred, self-pity, self-realization, self-transformation, selfhatred, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mines Excavated:	1356	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

companion, CONTENT, dependable, faithful, Grateful, joy, Loaded, Loyal, Lucky, Minecraft, obedient, Pleasure, Reliable, satisfaction, Server, SILENT, Stairs, submissive, Wonder, work

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!