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Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4404	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

OopsCraft: Did I Just Screw Up?

anxiety, blunder, error, Guilt, Insecurity, introspection, misstep, mistake, OopsCraft, overthinking, Questioning, regret, remorse, Screw, second guessing, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-blame, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, uncertainty

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magic Items Found:	3837
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of lava. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive diamond-encrusted creeper that explodes with confetti instead of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and pork chops. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity… in the best way possible!

AnimeLand: Where licensing doesn’t screw you over! Join now for epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

Adventures, Anime, Anime Community, AnimeLand, distribution, doesnt, entertainment industry, Epic, fan appreciation, fansubs, Frustration, Girls Band Cry, Join, Licensing, licensing issues, licensing jail, media industry, Minecraft, Pick up, Screw, screwed over, streaming, Subtitles, subtitling, Support, thank you, tired, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	2291	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Tired of anime getting the short end of the stick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate haven for all things anime! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Girls Band Cry is the national anthem and licensing jail is just a thing of the past. Our fansubs work tirelessly to bring you the best of the anime world, so why not join us and experience the craziness for yourself? From building giant anime statues to battling evil villains in epic anime-themed dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime madness begin!

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

artisnetwork.us.to:26017

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

37.10.122.12:25984

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KaifMine.dynmc.pro

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Potions Brewed:	82
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!