our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.
who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!
Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can build better redstone contraptions than any player alive. But fear not, for this creeper is a friendly one, and he’ll help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs, like the legendary Basilisk that roams the lands, turning unsuspecting players into stone with just a glance. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of enchanted golden apples to protect you from its gaze.
So come on, join us at the Vidya Creepypasta General Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs are the stories we tell around the campfire. Just be sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of skepticism, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows of our virtual world.
Welcome to the EndlessFinity SMP. Our community is based on cities, making it like a modern civilization with plugins like auction house, tpa, quests/daily login rewards, an…
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Hello, this is a Ukrainian server (not a patriotic one) and here you can live and you can even get a free donation!
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Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!
But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!
Join now and let the insanity begin!
Multilangage server, vanilla
Simple Survival: The server aims to provide a classic Minecraft experience where players can build, survive, and explore without heavy modifications to the game’s mechanics. It’s perfect for those who enjoy the fundamentals of survival gameplay. Come with Friends: Invite your friends to join the server and work together. The experience can be shared in cooperative play, making it easier to build huge projects, defend against mobs, and explore the world. /sethome: This command allows players to set a home location that they can teleport back to whenever they like. This feature is especially helpful for long journeys or returning to a base after exploring far distances. TreeCapitator: This plugin makes tree cutting more efficient by allowing players to chop down entire trees with a single hit. Once you chop the base of the tree, the entire tree will come down, making resource gathering faster and reducing the time spent chopping individual logs.
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Join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we build, mine, and explore together. And if you see any bait, just ignore it and report it – we’re all about keeping things comfy and civil here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s show the virtual world what we’re made of!
Disclaimer: No actual virtual world conquering will occur. Just a bunch of crazy fun with some awesome people.
Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane builds that will make you question reality itself. Need a break from the mundane world of survival mode? Come join us and participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the theme is always something completely random like “unicorns riding motorcycles” or “giant flying tacos.”
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out or when someone will decide to turn the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs and chaos, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all!